Thomm Quackenbush 🐀

Magical realist, author of the Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, Artificial Gods, Flies to Wanton Boys).

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

If you give me $1 a month on Patreon, I promise I will only use it to get stranger and tell you about it. C'mon. You weren't going to do anything better with that dollar.
https://t.co/JqrNBk8q5J

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

You know how to find me.

https://t.co/4j12zhpTVP

Bye, Twitter.

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Where it started Where we are

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's published.

We ran 80,000 simulations tonight.

Harris won in 40,012.

https://t.co/vsGVG189Sa

[Marcel Rambo @vee9zee]

Pedo cop: but it’s my favourite shirt

Lawyer: I need be paid in advance

[dylan @narrenhut]

yo my name is ozymandias and I am here to say
you should look upon my works in a major way

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

it's evil that the wants of our future selves are at odds with those of our current selves. like i hate my teen/early 20s self for hiding in my room and playing video games so much. fucking asshole. you could have been doing things that would have made my life today better

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

The pharmacist once told me the Sudafed was more expensive because of a chemical that made it impossible to turn into meth.

I looked at the box and said, "I am going to have to start making meth to afford this..."

The pharmacist did not think I was funny.

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Stranger, seeing I am reading: "Anything good?"
Me: "Yes! I'm Starting to Worry about this Black Box of Doom. It's by Jason Pargin. It's about--"
Stranger, quickly: "Okay, I'll just leave you alone to read." *Goes on other side of a wall, still visible, just ignoring me.*

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Cristin Milioti is without a doubt or hesitation one of my favorite actress and singers.

Please look up some of the recordings of her from Joe's Pub. Her version of "Call Your Girlfriend" inspired one of my stories.

[Val @VK_HM]

30 Rock

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

I assumed Musk was Swaim's Wario. This confirms it.

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Can confirm you are not.

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Listen:

We've seen pictures of him in his natural state on vacation.

He fixates on space without genuine direction.

Now we've seen his poetry, which a dead giveaway.

He's a Vogon.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Community notes is the only redeeming feature of this place

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

When your skepticism about a paranormal case involves more than three instances "Okay, but what if this incredibly specific and unlikely thing happened, and no one involved knows what an owl is?" it is no longer skepticism, and thus Bigfoot is an alien. Facts.

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

What do you think the government knows about UFOs, and did I figure it out at my Pine Bush interview?

https://t.co/y45JzfTvUz

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

@matheffect1 @TravisBaldree It came out that they were aggressively looking the other way about mods grooming teenagers in the forums. Even when they were publicly held to account, they mostly just locked down the forums for a few days to scrub evidence and give a halfhearted "I guess that was wrong."

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Please listen in on August 29 at 9 PM EST as I discuss UFOs, cryptids, and the Hudson Valley phenomena.

https://t.co/jaf9vZQsuf

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Lo, written and directed by Travis Betz. Worth the watch.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

One day you get old enough that you realize your advice sounds cranky and like you're trying to shoot down people's dreams, when you're just telling them the truth the best you can! For example, writing is a low-paying job! It's usually something done on the side, or a hobby!