justin

he and also him

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I have received news that viewing this animated image of Monty Mole boosts strength, virility, and general joy. Please share this moving picture so we can all reap its benefits

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

William Shatner reflects: "The moths of extinction will eat my brain as they will my clothing and it will all disappear" https://t.co/cLfcJ9FO2Q

[justin @thommyjd]

we are living in 1984

[Andrew deGrandpré @adegrandpre]

Inbox: The Pentagon is warning US military personnel to avoid eating poppy seeds, saying "recent data" indicates some varieties could result in a "codeine positive" drug test. Here's the memo:

[Michael @mollydrag]

math rock band called texas instruments

[m @msnetik]

college junior studying abroad

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

If the Grinch ever snuck into my house I’d put the thing in a sleeper hold and take it to get fixed at an animal shelter

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

So sorry you were treated so unfairly, Justin. Hang in there, it will get better!

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

[TCU Football @TCUFootball]

justbearly.mp4

#GoFrogs #DFWBig12Team

[Avghans @Avghans]

White people after they say inshallah one time

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Answering “sandwich” to every question they ask me at Subway

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[shaking the big box] HEY

[justin @thommyjd]

eating like the pharaohs did

[justin @thommyjd]

potato chip marketing in cairo is terrifying