ThommyTurtle.Crypto🐢

NFT connoisseur +++ $UST + $LUNA rekt +++ facing screen or out in the woods +++ Christ is King 🤴

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Leftist’s message to Trump:

“I really genuinely hope you die in the most horrific public way. Shoot yourself in public.”

Make this POS famous

[InvestAnswers @Investanswers]

@elonmusk a vulnerable deaf man in Belfast was nearly beheaded while trying to help his attacker. As a result, he’s now blind in both eyes.
I’d like to personally cover the full cost of a Neuralink Blindsight implant to restore his sight. I'm sure the list is long, but I’m happy to take care of the cost whatever it takes for Stephen Ogilvie to see again.
Sincerely yours, james

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

INCREDIBLE ENERGY 🇺🇸

Cry harder, Leftists

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Happy Birthday to my favorite President 🇺🇸

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"This Great Deal will bring Peace and Security to the whole Region."

President Trump says the agreement with Iran will reopen the Strait of Hormuz, allowing oil to flow through one of the world's most critical shipping routes once again.

The announcement comes after days of tensions and uncertainty surrounding negotiations and regional security.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Happy Birthday to the most iconic President in history! 🇺🇸

[InvestAnswers @Investanswers]

@BasilTheGreat Hang the motherfucker that did that to this kind man. Hang him from the highest bridge and leave them there as a warning to all others. This is what needs to happen. Literally we have to go full thermal nuclear to stop this. Also do the same with child rapists

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fight night energy is taking over DC.

UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

This single tweet cost California hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes, revenue, and jobs:

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

New York Police are currently searching for this man, who allegedly beat a teen after the NY Knicks game, sending the teen into a coma.

Do your thing internet!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Today must be really tough for Tim Walz

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This week in the UK…

- Attempted beheading in Belfast

- Double stabbing attack in Southall

- Triple stabbing at school in Blackley

- Girl stabbed while walking in Burnley

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Europe is about to wake up in a fucking nightmare

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Public school in St. Paul, Minnesota

Every girl is in a hijab… in kindergarten

[InvestAnswers @Investanswers]

@EricLDaugh he should be shot on sight
i am so tired of these savages hurting our girls

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

@GavinNewsom Spread the wealth

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hi @fbi

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The day Elon Musk told X advertisers to "go fck yourselves" he was worth $220 billion

Today he's worth $1.1 trillion