Well it's news to me that I was even standing, but I'd like to thank my friends, family and the voters for giving me the opportunity to serve them. Now, can someone tell me where Erewash is.
Another thing wrong with English football...injury time. There were about 10 subs and 2 goals in that second half and you say there's only 1 minute of injury time!! Joke. #ManUtd
How is that not a penalty for Utd?!! Weghorst takes the ball off the defender and the defender kicks him. What is the point of having VAR anymore? All it does is check for stupidly tight offside decisions which ruins the celebration of a goal. Utterly pointless tech now. #ManUtd
@PreshrunkPaul@Chris_Brooke_@Schafernaker I got rid of all my Tado TRV's last night. They were awful at detecting the correct temp. Thought a room went from 14 to 23 in two hours when it actually only went to 15. Saving gas as the rooms never heated up π
'Rishi Sunak isn't even British!'
Sangita Myska eviscerates this racist caller who says Tory party member won't vote for Sunak because 'he doesn't represent Britain'.
@SangitaMyska
@Ben_Everitt@BorisJohnson Ben this is stupid. He precipitated this mess and your party removed him. This is all so obviously self-serving and in no way in the interests of the country. That is how you'll be remembered.
Dear @fia...what the fuck? Are you deliberately trying to put fans off? Why do we bother having wet tyres? Why do we go to Japan at the wettest time of year? At this rate we might as well just cancel races in advance if there is a 50%+ chance of rain. FFS. #JapaneseGP
@JeremyClarkson Do you realise everything you tweet is just used by @TheOxfordMail as clickbait under the veil of local journalism? It's both funny and depressing in equal measure. Hope they're giving you a share of ad revenues. You could 'Wagatha Christy' a story. Just an idea.
This is a genuine Leave campaign video from the 2016 referendum.
Notice how absolutely none of the claims it makes have since come true, and in fact they provide a useful shopping list of things that have been made worse by Brexit.
https://t.co/aFchySamGx
But I fear the Tory members are too blinkered in their odd infatuation with Liz Truss. If she wins there will so many memes. She'll be the butt of jokes. And she will lose to Labour. 2/2
Wow, Liz Truss is so weak and feeble. Does she need to keep reminding herself she's in Stoke so often? She should redirect some of that energy into providing a coherent, articulate answer. Cowering to Sunak too easily. He is winning this debate very comfortably. 1/2