hailey thompson

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you play my workday backwards, it’s actually a nice story about idiots getting less and less annoying. #TGIF

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

Send me a perogy pizza @ballooh

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

I miss you Moore

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

If you loved me like you said you did then you'd still be standing here. You think you know somebody.

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

Fuxk the nice guys. I have him a chance. He hurt me more than any asshole. At least you know what they are up front.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

Also can't rant on fb bc all my family is on there lol but seriously

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

I hate all the merry Christmases on fb. I knew you in high school 10 years ago. I don't give a shit about your Christmas

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

Punched some shit today!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The revolution has begun!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How I talk:
25% swearing
25% sarcasm
50% a combination of both

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

You did good for how busy it was. Me: ya it was super confusing when I came into my section and all these people sat themselves in it. #fu

[hailey thompson @thompson_hailey]

Your gunna "be done" with everywhere when you realize you can't cry and fake a panic attack to get out of work :)

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

We all know somebody at work like this...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If this doesn't make your day better, I don't know what will.