britt 😋

the girl with the braids

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“YoU’rE cRaZy”
bat sht baby, i tried to tell you.

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

i haven’t smoked weed in about a month therefore i’ll be leaving this planet entirely when i get off work tomorrow

[calico critter @brifolletttt]

Filling in the groundhogs hole. Try lying next year little rat

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

for valentine’s day i want the vagina bath bomb from hempware if anyone cares

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

it should be against the law for him to enter a room with overhead lighting

[Tate News @TateNews_]

I don’t sleep with vaccinated women

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

packing my joints with a lipliner bc i’m just a girl in the world

[bri @ranchdressiing]

Not to toot my own horn but I’m the funniest person I know, I’m hilarious, comedic, preposterous even

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

yeah i’m gonna complain about losing weight bc where did my ass go and why am i always so fucking cold

[bri @ranchdressiing]

Anyone else’s demons winning?

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

i’m gonna miss roomie bc he stands in the kitchen with me for moral support while i make food 🥲

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

ok how do i make my ✨beauty industry girlie ✨ resume sounds more like a ✨blue collar fort mac girlie✨? 😭

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

no one talk to me, i’m mourning a toxic situationship 🙄

[sarah @sarvern_]

the issue is never my eyebrows looking bad it’s that they look like they each belong on a different face

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

craving a cold can of benis rn

[i like food @messedupfoods]

which one do you want i'm getting conke

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

telling my kids this is zeus

[Rap Game Ina Garten @KaraBTweets]

Me trying to show the aliens I'm a good one

[britt 😋 @thompsonbrittt]

tell me why this man is googling if our astrological signs match up