Chandler B Thompson

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[DL Twerking Top @_BlowMyJoe]

Whitney get up, we need you to sing at Dolly’s funeral 😩

[nicholas flamel @toky0_martian]

“I TOLD YOU THE INITIALS WERE D.T. NOT D.P. IDIOT”

[rose ♡ @writt3nbyrose]

DOLLY’S BODY HASN’T EVEN BEEN COLD YET AND TIM CURRY HAS PASSED ON TOO

[Chandler B Thompson @thompsonchan98]

@shaTIRED @austinshagaman

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

Me in every situation where I’m supposed to be serious

[celo @cel0fc]

Eu tentando tirar um cochilo no ônibus na volta pra casa:

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

mi cerebro cuando alguien empieza a explicarme algo

[moldeleine @l0vetranscends]

Farting in the break room on my lunch and the new girl just walked in

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

What a crazy weekend!

Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

[Kia @xevekiah]

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU MEET SMOKE AND DRINK, AND SOMETIMES THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

[Joëlle ❀ @NICOLEKIDAMN]

me googling a phone number instead of answering it

[Chandler B Thompson @thompsonchan98]

@taylorhagaman @AustinHagaman11 @macchil4 @maddie13c

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch