Faith Thompson

if Statler from the Muppets were a female poet in her early thirties with tattoos and a weakness for cute babies...

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

Hey folks! I wanted to let everybody know that my book is now available through Amazon: https://t.co/nvdzilZwi1...
Cheers!

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@magicmikewrites Your diamonds or someone else's? Because I feel like the whole tone of the thing is different depending on your answer.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

I am delighted to announce that my first book, a collection of poetry called "Harmony, and Counterpoint," is available for purchase from my publisher as of this morning!

https://t.co/ddfcr9odpV

(Thanks to @eve_ettinger for her awesome blurb!)

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@sherbetlemon007 Yesssss!!! Shaaba! It makes me so happy that you love this show, because you are just as pure and wholesome as it weirdly also is.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

This is the line that made me fall in love with the Muppets

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@ask_aubry This woman is 41! Get out of here with "past a certain age"! Even setting aside the weird incel vibes, this is weird af.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank.
You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down.
You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot.
That someone you LOVE will get shot.
Or that YOU will get shot.
This is where we are now.
This is not normal.
And this is not fucking ok.
It���s NOT fucking ok.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@ApocalistC @docsane @BingeOClockPod I miss you guys, too!

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@ninaparmenter That's definitely a weird way to say it. I've always heard it pronounced exactly the way it looks.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@GSBrouwer I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS OMG THANK YOU

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@kavehtaherian I think we're looking at "before it's too late" in the rear view mirror, my friend.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalyse are just gonna be giant Peeps.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@KanavisLLama @JoeFash0 I think he was trying to knock the guy down to the ground (stop drop and roll) without touching him

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@Nellachronism Looks quite soothing to me. Is that just an upside down plate?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I hope you got to be the creature you are today. I am a bear.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

This is better than at least half of contemporary worship music

[Dov @drnelk]

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

Thanks Apocalist Book Club for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 8,908 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/tGLLTqhWf3

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@cgambles15 @NOSEAHERE @fesshole How is she supposed to know he's not okay with it unless he grows up and TELLS her? She is not telepathic. They both decided this was something they wanted to do--he was on board at some point. Until he tells her that that's changed, how is she supposed to know?

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@magicmikewrites Man, this looks familiar. What is it? My subconscious can't fully summon the memory.

[Faith Thompson @thompsonfj]

@GEllisBarber @KosokoJackson Isn't that the one with the heart transplant?