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• stockton '19 •

[•carly• @thomson_carly]

MY MOM WAS OUT AND THOUGHT THIS KID WAD CUTE AND TOOK THESE PICTURES OF HIM AND GAVE HIM MY NUMBER I WANT TO DIE

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

what is joe biden’s plan to stop bathing suit companies from selling tops and bottoms separate for $70 each

[WLBT 3 On Your Side @WLBT]

TAKEN DOWN: This mom sprung into action, tackling a man she says was peeping into her teen daughter's window. https://t.co/2EZrQjW8jh

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[elaina @lainypalladino]

Does the UV index control your day or are you normal

[jas △⃒⃘ @JCierraMist]

i remember when they found a DEAD BLACK TEENAGER wrapped up in a wrestling mat inside the school gym, upside down, and with some organs MISSING and then they had the nerve to rule it a suicide.... a fucking suicide!!!! his name was Kendrick Johnson and he was only 17 years old

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This. Is. The. Funniest. Fucking. Thing. I’ve. Seen. In. One. Fucking. Decade.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Tonight I cleaned the apartment while talking to my boyfriend who was sitting on the couch watching me clean. He left for 30 minutes to pick up food and came back and said “wow did you clean the apartment?” I think I understand why housewives rely on Xanax and wine.

[Matt Sterling @MSterling27]

The best content you will see this weekend:

President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins' dog enters room of 100 people to look for his owner, walks through everyone to find him, is very happy to do so and demands a belly rub during an official event

[•carly• @thomson_carly]

@j0dyy Hahahahaha

[kiera @sha___KIERA]

You either don’t eat cereal for months or you eat 3 bowls in one night there is no in between