thom

he/him legendary chess player, dad, husband, President, citizen, tweeter of 'wind be like' (11/3/2021)

[thom @thomtea7]

wind be like
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[thom @thomtea7]

listening to seabird thinking about things :)

[thom @thomtea7]

need a ice cream tryck

[thom @thomtea7]

wish i could be on my period just once. wish a girly could catch me in a mood and say 'someones on her period!!' and id say 'i am girly' and wed bond #bondage

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would love an emotional connection right about now #pooper

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tryna get swallowed up within the jungle run temple, never to be deen again

[thom @thomtea7]

using hinge as a replacement for twitter lately. sending random thoughts as conversation starters. will update.

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if u add "re" and "ent" to "termites" it spells "retirement"

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Breakups suck bc who am i supposed to tell when i fart so aggressively my bed shakes

[thom @thomtea7]

ppl really be sad when they can look back at all my tweets and realise the funniest man to ever exist was alive at the same time as them

[thom @thomtea7]

next time I drink heavily I'll make sure to tweet loads 👍

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needs to restated

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southerners :(

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feel like I'm falling in love with nobody in particular

[thom @thomtea7]

I was reading my old tweets and laughing at my own jokes but I forgot what I was referencing here and it's KILLING ME

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I'm rly sad I missed a date by two days idk how and now she won't speak to me :(

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emotions get fucky wucky sometimes they go up and down like god thinks my brain is a bouncy castle

[thom @thomtea7]

@MASNTUBE omg stopopppp

[thom @thomtea7]

PLEASE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE IM BEGGING IM COOL AND FUNNY THIBK ABOUT ME MORE YOU WONT REGRET IT IGNORE YOUR FAMILY IGNORE YOUR FRIENDS JUST THINK ABOUT ME PLEASEEE

[thom @thomtea7]

@Astronomic05 omg just like u

[thom @thomtea7]

I wish there was an animal I did not know about yet, and not something that's similar to something else I know, like some obscure deer thing, or something gross and disgusting, like a weird mollusk creature, I want to be struck again with wonder and awe at natures beauty

[thom @thomtea7]

one time I wrote 'fundamentally a bad person' in my tinder bio, got zero matches, so seems to have minimal effect

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@Astronomic05 hurtful.