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furry that listens to 03 greedo

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hey meta do men get the same gut feeling that women do about viewing insta stories

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just rawdogged a shit. no candles, no squatty potty, no phone

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polycules on their way to the dingus bingus festival featuring doohickey and thingamabob junior

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oh you love bellingham? name every every noise band and deodorant ever

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opps dont know im full of brisket

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2025 is the year for folding your gum into a little square with your tongue and then ruining it with you teeth

[em @thomyorkeshubby]

jus told my uber driver that my car flipped over and he turned up the volume of the music with no words back

[em @thomyorkeshubby]

presidential election got me at the edge of my seat

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people on halloween be like: im tha joker baby

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mama a gull behind you

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running after a stranger at night to tell them their shoe is untied, i am a person of the community

[em @thomyorkeshubby]

i am unemployed but i am free

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can we start selling only halves of bagels pls

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just almost hit this thing with my ram 1500

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why cold brew have to be cold

[em @thomyorkeshubby]

sock shoeah

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everytime i eat alone i feel like that stupid little mouse eating by itself

[em @thomyorkeshubby]

geek bar deals on the sinclair sign is my astrology

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when the wendys unleashed the chocolate frosty of food poisoning and you get sniped

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in the name of the father, the son, and the oily ghost - judy