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@GregAbbott_TX This Monster is married? Who could love such a hateful dark soul?!

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@verge You’ll have to excuse them, they are new at this whole releasing new products every year in September, thing 🙄🙄🙄

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@GregAbbott_TX Please do not ever speak for royalty you garbage scowl of a human!

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Dear Teddy @tedcruz and Death Wheels @GregAbbott_TX, some good people have a monument for you disgusting creeps.

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@Sporus59 Wow, you had a great penis

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@GregAbbott_TX @TxDOT And it will only take about 73 years to finish the project

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@RepJimBanks Are you under the impression that it only costs 20k to go to college? Most universities are 20k per year…

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@Allegiant can you please publish times when I can buy a ticket at the airport? Every airport is different and it seems every time I go to purchase a ticket I am told I cannot.

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@Daddy_Land_48 @Philcntryman 🔥

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@KXAN_Weather Must be frustrating to be a weatherman for Austin 🤦‍♂️🤣

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@jtbfan68 @KXAN_Weather That’s what I said!

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@trevbear95 I can’t wait for you to go back to dark hair!

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@mattkamla Much better with the beard

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New MuscleSkins thongs have arrived, wanna see what’s under there? Visit https://t.co/lWwOaP440A

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@trevbear95 Why did you trim all your body hair 😔

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@NickNix63090556 @TommyCockburnxx Damn daddy🤤

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@MRLitFic It’s a no for me 😔

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@RobScruffy I’d date you any day!