Thong Swiper

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you just know it’s tight

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Fun fact - this girl is the pioneer of ‘wet yoga’ she basically holds a yoga position until she turns herself on and eventually has a gasm

[Alex Pembroke 💃 @AlexTruths]

it’s Christmasssss

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Jesus

[World of Beauty 🌍 @wxrldofbeauty]

❤️

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Arsenal vs Liverpool

Here’s my ass

[Leah Ray @LeahRay44]

Arsenal vs Liverpool

Bring it on

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

That noise she makes is top tier lol

Imagine that while she riding dih

[LeahRay @MoreLeahRay]

Date idea: we get the lift stuck on purpose so we have a few hours of privacy

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Fun fact: she does these videos without the clothes on too. E-whores have genuinely got so creative in ways they show off their pus*y

[LeahRay @MoreLeahRay]

Assume you can guess my fave 🏇

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

2026 ladies and gentlemen

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

Bonnie Blue just admitted she got a Birkin from Andrew Tate, right after he called her 1,000-man event Gay

Andrew Gold: I mean, and I mean Andrew Tate recently, you were talking to him, he was saying it's quite gay.

Bonnie Blue: Oh, he says everything's gay, to be honest, and this is the most pathetic thing I think I've heard come out of his mouth: if you're having sex with someone and it's not to get them pregnant, it's gay. 

Andrew Gold: Do you think he might be
gay? 

Bonnie Blue: Um... 

Andrew Gold: He protests a bit too much. 

Bonnie Blue: I mean, he probably likes a cheeky rim job and a finger. But I don't know. 

Andrew Gold: Did anything happen with you and Andrew Tate? 

Bonnie Blue: No. I did end up getting a Birkin, though. So I'm not sure where that came from. 

Speaker 3: Birkin? 

Bonnie Blue: Tends to buy a lot of people he has had sex with a Birkin. 

Andrew Gold: Wait, what's a Birkin? 

Bonnie Blue: An handbag. 

Andrew Gold: Oh, right. He just got you a handbag? 

Bonnie Blue: Yeah. 

Andrew Gold: How was it going out to see him? 

Bonnie Blue: Um, good. To be honest, I didn't know what to expect. A lot of people have, you know, pre-judged him. They've sort of already told me their opinion on him, but I went in very open-minded because I know what the press say about me. I know how I'm perceived online.

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Old boy is thinking “god I miss the 1980’s when I could stare at women without having a camera in my face”

[Alexandra Pembroke @AlexPemOfficial]

I assume he liked what he saw

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

A fact about this chick is that her squirt is more like cream

People think it’s weird but you’d much rather a thick creamy liquid than something that’s literally like piss, right?

[LeahRay @MoreLeahRay]

Just me?

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Best thing I’ve seen all day

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Clip 2 in this

You can tell shes not wearing any panties lol

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Good lord

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Her eyes look so good in this

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

I’m never getting one

[Kyle Conner @itskyleconner]

Forgot how rough Tesla charging is

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Look at the right hand side of the 2nd picture

[Alexandra Pembroke @AlexPemOfficial]

The girl vs her shopping list

Cost of living crisis is insane 😩

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Mad

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Estimated delivery dates for new Model Y L Launch Series orders in the U.S. have changed to Jan-March 2027 for all configurations (from Jan-Feb).

Some customers are also now seeing their orders show Feb-April 2027 estimated delivery dates.

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I like to think I've got a pretty good eye for spotting fake melons but these have genuinely thrown me off. Everything about them looks natural to me, yet apparently people are saying they aren’t. Can someone settle this

[Alex Pem @AlexPem03]

POV: I’m your new neighbour

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Bad advice

[hencol @hencol0x]

Trading tip:

Even after 50 consecutive losses, you’d still have capital left if you're risking 2% of your remaining balance.

That's the power of risk management.

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

We’ve come so far

[Mike P @mikepat711]

I told my Grok Bot to go figure out how to pay for itself.

I love this app

[Thong Swiper @ThongSwiper]

Thigh gaps>>>>>