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@dyklumi your vagina will bounce back but your butthole won’t?😭

[‏ً @dyklumi]

Matthew Cole gets grilled by Jon Stewart over his Trump-Russia claims

Matthew Cole: “At the time they were terrified, as were most of NATO allies, that Trump was a Russian spy.”

Jon Stewart: “Why didn't they talk to the Biden administration in 2020?”

Matthew Cole: “Intelligence agencies spy on countries all the time. That's literally what they do.”

Jon Stewart: “This is a big MacGuffin, and you're asking us to go with you on a big MacGuffin.”

Matthew Cole: “Would you recommend it to others?”

Jon Stewart: “I don't think most people are readers.”

[‏ً @dyklumi]

Jennifer Lawrence tells Alex Cooper the one thing nobody warned her about after childbirth

Alex Cooper: “How did you know you were ready? And did you feel ready?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I wanted to be a mom for so long, and, you know, didn't find the right person, and then I found the right person.”

Alex Cooper: “What were you completely unprepared for?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “You know, your vagina will bounce back, your butthole won't.”

Alex Cooper: “I don't know if I needed to hear that before giving birth! I'm like, ‘wow, wow, Jen.’”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Everybody's like, ‘your instincts, your instincts!’ you have no idea what you're doing.”

Alex Cooper: “Jen, what's going to happen to my butthole?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I'll tell you, i will tell you, when i can get into a heated place. I'll show you.”

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“Karma's a Bitch”: Bonnie Garmus on how she got the ultimate payback on the man who took credit for her idea.

Elizabeth Day: "And didn't years later someone who was in that meeting came to a book signing?" 

Bonnie Garmus: "Yes, he came to a book signing armed with 10 copies of the book for everyone who'd been in the meeting that day." 

Elizabeth Day: "That's brilliant." 

Bonnie Garmus: "Yeah, and he, uh, he had actually been kind of a friend of mine, but we'd never, we'd never spoken after that meeting. And, um, he told me, you know, he said, 'I knew what I did was wrong that day and I knew it almost immediately when I went home that night and I was reading to my two young daughters and I was reading them a book about how they could be anything.'

“And he said, 'And I realized, I like to think I'm not part of the problem, but I'm part of the problem.' And he said, 'I'm, I apologize, later now, I apologize for that meeting.' Um, and he said, 'So feel free to sign all these books for every person in that meeting and write whatever you want.' I said, 'You know, I'm not going to hold a grudge”

“however, for that one vice president whose name is still on my work, let me autograph that one for him.' And I personalized it and I just wrote, 'Karma's a bitch.'"

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“Karma's a Bitch”: Bonnie Garmus on how she got the ultimate payback on the man who took credit for her idea.

Elizabeth Day: "And didn't years later someone who was in that meeting came to a book signing?" 

Bonnie Garmus: "Yes, he came to a book signing armed with 10 copies of the book for everyone who'd been in the meeting that day." 

Elizabeth Day: "That's brilliant." 

Bonnie Garmus: "Yeah, and he, uh, he had actually been kind of a friend of mine, but we'd never, we'd never spoken after that meeting. And, um, he told me, you know, he said, 'I knew what I did was wrong that day and I knew it almost immediately when I went home that night and I was reading to my two young daughters and I was reading them a book about how they could be anything.'

“And he said, 'And I realized, I like to think I'm not part of the problem, but I'm part of the problem.' And he said, 'I'm, I apologize, later now, I apologize for that meeting.' Um, and he said, 'So feel free to sign all these books for every person in that meeting and write whatever you want.' I said, 'You know, I'm not going to hold a grudge”

“however, for that one vice president whose name is still on my work, let me autograph that one for him.' And I personalized it and I just wrote, 'Karma's a bitch.'"

[Debbie @Debbiescott01]

HAILEY BIEBER SOLD HER BILLION-DOLLAR COMPANY WHILE BECOMING A FIRST-TIME MOM. SHE ADMITS THE PRESSURE ALMOST STRETCHED HER BEYOND HER LIMITS.

Hailey says 2025 brought major changes as she navigated her first full year of motherhood while going through the intense process of selling her company, Rhode.

She describes becoming a mother as the biggest identity shift she has ever experienced, admitting that going through both life-changing moments at once left her feeling stretched in many ways.

Despite the ups and downs, she says she wouldn’t change a thing because the experience taught her so much and ultimately made her stronger.

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Here’s a question for anyone who says young people should stop buying coffee and eating out if they want to build wealth.

If someone spends $150 a month on small pleasures, cutting those expenses saves $1,800 a year.

That’s useful money.

But if their rent increases by $300 a month, that’s an extra $3,600 a year before they’ve bought a single coffee.

Why is the conversation always about the little things people buy to enjoy their lives, rather than the enormous fixed expenses consuming their income?

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY MATTERS. BUT YOU CAN’T BUDGET YOUR WAY OUT OF EVERY STRUCTURAL PROBLEM.

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Jennifer Lawrence reveals she received some of the nastiest backlash of her life for saying she was Team Jeremiah in The Summer I Turned Pretty.

Alex Cooper: “Were you Team Peeta or were you Team Gale?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I was Team Gale. Even after he killed my sister.”

Alex Cooper: “Still rooting for him?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Yeah.”

Alex Cooper: “Do you think that will cause controversy on the internet?”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I can’t say, because I said that I was Team Jeremiah during The Summer I Turned Pretty, and the level of hate that I got was bigger than any controversy I’ve ever been involved in in my life.”

Alex Cooper: “Talk to me about that.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “I feel like I was just rage-baiting slightly, because I did it with my friends. It was just like, ‘I like Jeremiah,’ and they’d be like, ‘Ah!’ I thought it was innocent.”

“People were like, ‘You should die. You should die.’”

Alex Cooper: “It is wild to insert yourself in that, especially who you are.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Oh, so you agree with them?”

Alex Cooper: “No! I’m just shocked that you just sling it out there like, ‘Oh, I’m just going to tell you what I think.’”

Jennifer Lawrence: “How on earth would I have assumed that such a thing would cause such a reaction? I’ve pissed off the public many, many times. I’ve been famous for decades. It never occurred to me that that would be the number one where people were just like, ‘I wish you had never been born.’”

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Trevor Noah Exposes the One Secret Every U.S. President Shares

Trevor Noah: In the United States of America, if you want to win an election, all you need to have is a strange voice. Simple as that. You want to be president of the United States, get a strange voice, you're done.

“Yeah, forget policies, forget ideas, that's boring. You come out there, here are my boos: "Normal-sounding ass bitch." No, you come out there with a strange voice, the people love it.”

“You realize there's been no American president who has a normal speaking voice. None. Now, you can go back as far as you want. None of them spoke normal.”

“None. Go back like, who? Like, like JFK. JFK, he didn't speak normal. He had that thing like, "Ask not..." That's not normal. I don't care what anybody says, that's not normal.”

“You telling me that man was standing in a McDonald's ordering food with that voice? 'Cause they're like, "Could I please get a number one medium with fries? And I'll also have a McFlurry, please. What do you mean the ice cream machine is broken?" That's not normal.”

“No American president speaks normal. None. Bill Clinton, he didn't speak normal. He always did that thing where it sounded like he was trying to seduce the audience, you know? They're like, "I do not have sexual relations with that woman..." What are you doing?”

“No American president spoke normal. None. Barack Obama, he didn't speak normal. He always did that thing where it sounded like his voice was buffering: "Uh... as Americans, uh, we got to try to get a faster internet." That's not normal.”

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

Trevor Noah Exposes the One Secret Every U.S. President Shares

Trevor Noah: In the United States of America, if you want to win an election, all you need to have is a strange voice. Simple as that. You want to be president of the United States, get a strange voice, you're done.

“Yeah, forget policies, forget ideas, that's boring. You come out there, here are my boos: "Normal-sounding ass bitch." No, you come out there with a strange voice, the people love it.”

“You realize there's been no American president who has a normal speaking voice. None. Now, you can go back as far as you want. None of them spoke normal.”

“None. Go back like, who? Like, like JFK. JFK, he didn't speak normal. He had that thing like, "Ask not..." That's not normal. I don't care what anybody says, that's not normal.”

“You telling me that man was standing in a McDonald's ordering food with that voice? 'Cause they're like, "Could I please get a number one medium with fries? And I'll also have a McFlurry, please. What do you mean the ice cream machine is broken?" That's not normal.”

“No American president speaks normal. None. Bill Clinton, he didn't speak normal. He always did that thing where it sounded like he was trying to seduce the audience, you know? They're like, "I do not have sexual relations with that woman..." What are you doing?”

“No American president spoke normal. None. Barack Obama, he didn't speak normal. He always did that thing where it sounded like his voice was buffering: "Uh... as Americans, uh, we got to try to get a faster internet." That's not normal.”

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

@dyklumi it’s def not the first time

[‏ً @dyklumi]

Piers Morgan gets into a heated exchange with Jason Lee after he brings race into the Meghan Markle debate

Piers Morgan: “I have a very open mind about this. I'm not condemning Meghan Markle for it. I'm simply saying why is it that the British police and the Sussexes were given this unbelievably serious information in January 2019 and none of them appeared to have acted on it at all?”

Jason Lee: “Every time I come on this show and every time we talk about Meghan Markle, it's like anything anybody else does is what did she do? what did she not do? and it's like damn, the black woman doesn't ever get a break.”

Piers Morgan: “What does her skin color got to do with it?”

Jason Lee: “Color has to do with everything….every issue that your country has had with Meghan Markle in general is because she's a black woman

at the end of the day, she did what she was supposed to do as a daughter”

Piers Morgan: “I think the idea that any criticism of Meghan Markle is racially motivated is so absurd….with all due respect, it's bullshit. If you don't believe me, go back and read the piece I wrote.”

Jason Lee: “I'm not calling you a racist.”

Piers Morgan: “Well, hang on. Hang on. Hang on, you’ve had your say.”

Jason Lee: “If I was calling you racist, I'll tell it to your face.”

Piers Morgan: “Well, you are. You kind of are, actually. You kind of are, and that's fine.”

Jason Lee: “No, I'm not.”

[‏ً @dyklumi]

Caleb Hammer loses it after a woman reveals how she got $500 from her sugar daddy while dating her boyfriend

Male Guest: “She went behind my back and had a sugar daddy.”

Caleb Hammer: “You say no, and then she goes out and gets some sugar?”

Male Guest: “Pretty much.”

Female Guest: “I went to his house once.”

Male Guest: “In the morning and at night.”

Female Guest: “He literally gave me $500 to take him breakfast.”

Caleb Hammer: “Does anyone in the world believe that for a single second?”

Female Guest: “A few shots will do a lot.”

Caleb Hammer: “What did you just marry?”

Female Guest: “He left me $800 that day. He said, ‘Keep the change.’”

[Debbie @Debbiescott01]

Cardi B Reveals The Heartbreaking Reason She Couldn’t Release An Album, And It Had Nothing To Do With Becoming A Mother.

She explained that motherhood never stopped her from working. Just three months after giving birth, she was performing four to five shows a week.

But after releasing her hit record “WAP,” people assumed her pregnancy was the reason she didn’t release an album. According to Cardi, the real issue was that she didn’t have enough songs she felt were ready.

Then, last year, when she finally planned to release an album, everything changed.

Cardi revealed that she fell into the deepest depression of her life. She couldn’t eat, sleep, or function, and it brought all her plans to a halt.

But her struggles went beyond depression. She also opened up about how painful it feels to spend hours in the studio perfecting her music, only for people to tear it apart when it comes out.

She compared the experience to baking a cake with love and care, only for people to call it terrible and destroy it.

For Cardi, that kind of criticism can affect her mental health so deeply that sometimes she chooses to protect her peace rather than put herself through it again.

Her story highlights a side of being an artist that fans don’t always see, the emotional cost of creating something personal and putting it in front of the world.

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@TheClown7741 because he got her a birkin?

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Bonnie Blue just admitted she got a Birkin from Andrew Tate, right after he called her 1,000-man event Gay

Andrew Gold: I mean, and I mean Andrew Tate recently, you were talking to him, he was saying it's quite gay.

Bonnie Blue: Oh, he says everything's gay, to be honest, and this is the most pathetic thing I think I've heard come out of his mouth: if you're having sex with someone and it's not to get them pregnant, it's gay. 

Andrew Gold: Do you think he might be
gay? 

Bonnie Blue: Um... 

Andrew Gold: He protests a bit too much. 

Bonnie Blue: I mean, he probably likes a cheeky rim job and a finger. But I don't know. 

Andrew Gold: Did anything happen with you and Andrew Tate? 

Bonnie Blue: No. I did end up getting a Birkin, though. So I'm not sure where that came from. 

Speaker 3: Birkin? 

Bonnie Blue: Tends to buy a lot of people he has had sex with a Birkin. 

Andrew Gold: Wait, what's a Birkin? 

Bonnie Blue: An handbag. 

Andrew Gold: Oh, right. He just got you a handbag? 

Bonnie Blue: Yeah. 

Andrew Gold: How was it going out to see him? 

Bonnie Blue: Um, good. To be honest, I didn't know what to expect. A lot of people have, you know, pre-judged him. They've sort of already told me their opinion on him, but I went in very open-minded because I know what the press say about me. I know how I'm perceived online.

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

“My Ex is a Pedophile” Rosie Nelson on the chilling moment a hidden SD card changed her life forever.

“So, I started looking, there were a couple of boxes. I lifted the lid of the first one, lifted the lid of the second one, and there it was, in with a whole load of electrical cables and stuff”

“Grabbed it, walked off. Um, when I got to where I was going, looked in the back and there was something in there and I thought, "Well, that's a bit odd." Um, so I pulled it out and it was an SD card, I think you call them, the tiny little cards that go into whatever.”

“So I thought, it's a bit strange. Um, so I put it into the, iPad, the Apple iPad, and this box popped up, bottom left, and there was a small child there.”

“So, I ripped it out of the, computer and sat there and just thought, "Of course it's not, that's just absolutely mental." That's just ridiculous. So, I put it back in and this time a box popped up with a load of titles.”

“And all of the titles, every single one was something, you know, pretty horrendous. Um, and I just thought, "Oh, my God, this is actually what I thought it was."

“Yeah, you just can't believe it. Can't believe what you're seeing. You can't see that and ever forget what you've seen. It never leaves you.”

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“My Ex is a Pedophile” Rosie Nelson on the chilling moment a hidden SD card changed her life forever.

“So, I started looking, there were a couple of boxes. I lifted the lid of the first one, lifted the lid of the second one, and there it was, in with a whole load of electrical cables and stuff”

“Grabbed it, walked off. Um, when I got to where I was going, looked in the back and there was something in there and I thought, "Well, that's a bit odd." Um, so I pulled it out and it was an SD card, I think you call them, the tiny little cards that go into whatever.”

“So I thought, it's a bit strange. Um, so I put it into the, iPad, the Apple iPad, and this box popped up, bottom left, and there was a small child there.”

“So, I ripped it out of the, computer and sat there and just thought, "Of course it's not, that's just absolutely mental." That's just ridiculous. So, I put it back in and this time a box popped up with a load of titles.”

“And all of the titles, every single one was something, you know, pretty horrendous. Um, and I just thought, "Oh, my God, this is actually what I thought it was."

“Yeah, you just can't believe it. Can't believe what you're seeing. You can't see that and ever forget what you've seen. It never leaves you.”

[‏ً @Dejisco29]

Amanda Seyfried reveals she turned down Guardians of the Galaxy because she thought a talking tree and a raccoon would ruin her career and she still doesn’t regret it.

Interviewer: “Looking back, was there a choice or moment early on that seemed small at the time but ended up being much more critical and important to your path?”

Amanda Seyfried: “I think turning down Guardians of the Galaxy was just… it was so obvious to me at the time.”

“I’m like, ‘This is not going to be a hit. They’re talking. The tree and the raccoon are talking to each other.’”

“I was just like, ‘This will ruin my career if this is bad.’ And there’s a high chance that this could be bad.”

“I mean, obviously, I was wrong. But I still don’t take back that decision.”

“I made it for myself, and for my family that I knew I wanted to have.”

“I really don’t like stunts, and I don’t like heights. I just don’t want to spend all the time in the makeup trailer.”

“There’s something really cool about having this machine behind you and getting to be active and physical. And I’m just not that person.”

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Amanda Seyfried admits she milked fainting on the set of Les Misérables because Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe were doting on her.

Amanda Seyfried: “I remember fainting because it was hot and the corset was tight, and I don’t know why else, but I was like, ‘I’m going to faint.’”

“I kind of sat back on the ground because I knew I was going to faint. And it was huge. Everybody was there. Sasha, Helena, Russell, Hugh, Sam, everybody.”

“I woke up because I was only out for seconds. It wasn’t even smelling salts that woke me. But I did the full faint because, you know what your body’s doing.”

“Hugh was right here, and Russell was at my feet, and I was just like, ‘This is the best.’”

“I milked it for like two hours.”

“I was very aware that Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe were doting on me in such a way that I didn’t know I needed until that day.”

“And then I fainted every day to the end of the shoot.”

“I was kidding. Should have.”

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

@dyklumi I think it’s only a problem when you consume too much at a limited time

[ִֶָ @wtf_is_he]

Heart surgeon and Cardiologist, Dr. Jay Usani Warns of The Danger of Eating Every 3 Hours "The Insulin Trap"

Dr. Jay Usani: Now, how much insulin is the question.

“If I'm eating every 3 hours and I'm consuming glucose or I'm consuming starchy foods or I'm consuming carbohydrates, now watch where I'm going with this, because you're already beginning to know where I'm going with this”

“I'm consuming glucose and carbs every 2 to 3 hours, I'm stimulating my pancreas, I'm stimulating my insulin. My insulin goes up, it comes down. But before it even gets a chance to come down, it goes up again.” 

“So the repeated consumption of and frequent consumption of glucose is causing my insulin to stay high, because insulin stays a little bit longer in the bloodstream than the glucose. The glucose will come down in about 2 to 3 hours, but the insulin stays higher for about 4 hours. “

“Now what happens is that you continue this lifestyle for a few years. The body, because these are all hormones, will say, "Well, you know, I'm going to need to make more insulin now." You become insulin resistant.”