Thor Kitty

i like to knock things off of coffee tables and bite mommy and daddy!!!

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@stoolpresidente Very lowkey

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@RevPaulRevere Did u see Carson throwing dimes for Indy?!?! I still have hope for Hurts!!!

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@MeganMakinMoney I agree!

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@RevPaulRevere Did Slay get hurt?

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@RevPaulRevere Just like everyone these days. No want wants to put in the work, just want the reward! God damnit i sound like a dog

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@stoolpresidente Gotta get closer

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@UberFacts I love those magazines. Never bought nothin, but it was cool to look at!!!

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@stoolpresidente @UncleChaps Hahaha give @UncleChaps a break!!! He has had diarrhea since ‘Nam’!

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@stoolpresidente Bella guaranteed!!!

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@UberFacts All of them!!!

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Twitter just gave me the ‘u sure u want to tweet this’ question, and its the best thing ever!!! I need that for my texts too!

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@AlBNotSoSure Dude, ur name is turd. It’s the internet... dont take it personally! Im def fatter than u too. Congrats on dropping that 15 tho! Good shit

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@UberFacts U skinny guys are lasting negative 5 minutes??? Pre-Ejaculation City, like you read about!!!

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@DonnieDoesWorld @PFTCommenter I am uncomfortable.

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@stoolpresidente Guy is a huge Turd!

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@RevPaulRevere As long as Embiid is there!!!

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@HurtsToSmitty Dame or nothing!!!

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@JoshNaso Just an insane amount, even without a half season to go!!!

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@dougboneparth How is the subway still running?

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!