Kristin Thorisdottir

Psychologist 🙌🏻Health Coach🍎 Entrepreneur ♀️ Freelance Writer 📚 An Unemployed Actress 💃Hand Model & so much more weird stuff.. .

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

I posted this on #Facebook and mom asked me if this was from my ex. Thanks mom #textfromyourex #momchat #yolo

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Celebrated detox by making love to a gluten pizza. Do I need to detox again? #detox

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

@danielolafsson Ok LOL!

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

I screamed in a pillow last night, It was really refreshing! My renter was a bit scared but besides that I highly recommend it #momlife #wheneveryonewantsapieceofu

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Everyone in the household is starting to look like a hippie with such long hair plus the short t-shirts are not helping. Need to go to the hairdresser and buy clothing online #Coronakrise

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Sorry I didn´t mean it .. love you all. Need more yogurt.. need more people... bye #COVIDー19 #lockdown

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

What is happening is that we are 7 people living together, all drinking from the same glass, licking the spoon that Kitty just ate from just to taste the new yogurt from Lidl. I need SOCIAL DISTANCING #COVID #corona

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Online shopping getting new records? #coronavirus

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Thank god for my assistant who is now playing football on a trampoline instead of me. Ok ok I like action sports but football on a trampoline? Pls stop. #kidshome #coronavirus

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

The teenager was screaming (again) and the internet was off. I was so scared but it was due to no school next 2 weeks #Covid_19

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

My assistant told me that the supermarkets are closing. Ehm ok then I die of hunger instead of getting influenza? No no no #getyourfacts #CoronaVirusUpdate

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Told everyone I was baking a cake for and with my daughter .. .then I am just eating it all... #cantstop #cake #healthy #momoftheyear #neededacake

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

@mariamey spennandi timar!

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

This twitter break of mine has been too long.. I am like " who are all these people again " #underarock #backtoreality #missedtwitter #whereishubby #needtowork

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

@mariamey @101liveradio oh hi there ! :)

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

The teenager couldn't get to bed at time cause of a spider.. ye and I Couldn't do the dishes due to a fly... #getagrip #whateverfloatsyourboat #teenager #momlife #alwaysabattle #warrior #need #momcation

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

The teenager threatened not to speak to me during dinner cause he was not allowed to eat in front of the PC. We were together all day, I had nothing more to say anyway #WINWIN #FirstWorldProblems

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

@geiragustsson boooooring

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Why always the screaming? I can play bubbles without screaming at the computer ... My next youtube video is going to be dedicated to non-screaming at the computer while playing bubbles #kids #computergames #thegreatreturn

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

Just thinking how I can move the teenager into the garage ... his screaming at the computer is making me screaming inside.. #screaming #sheep #teeanger #momlife #csgoskins #fortnite #whyalwaysthescreaming

[Kristin Thorisdottir @thoreyk]

My brother asked me if I am on Twitter. He is an anti-social media whore.. so if he is here I AM BACK. #return #hithere #beenunderarock #sunday