coolest guy in town

10 years in the joint I’ve seen it all baby

[coolest guy in town @ThorFxlcon]

The america I believe in

[Hazelnik @kosher_nostra]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

A gracious concession from Haley Stevens:

“I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…We need to win this Senate seat, because Elissa Slotkin deserves a partner like Abdul in the U.S. Senate.”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Oh no

[A24 @A24]

Have a seat. PRIMETIME trailer tomorrow.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

History doesn't repeat, but it often rhymes

[Neal Caffrey @isocaffrey]

#she was drinking last night and didn’t drunk text me…

[Jerry_Saiyan @JerryWillResist]

Only the “ Stupid “ will dispute this

[adapt🪷 @adaptability_]

im fucking crying yo, nigga typed squigger

[JQuery @JQuery_NOVA]

This is how we win

[Kisu @Kisu_Morrow]

10 years ago, my main friend group stopped playing Minecraft for good. I drifted away as they mostly played FPS's but I stuck with the world, building alone, for no one but myself.

Now, I have close people exploring and wanting to see more. I'm glad I can share it. #Minecraft

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

When you are in Day 157 of a 3 day "quick and easy" special military operation against Iran and have run out of ideas and run low on munitions.

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I plan on touching you.

[HELLRAISER @VagusInParadiso]

The fact that he has 11000 hours in Angry Birds and divorced his wife BECAUSE of Angry Birds had me laughing my ass off the entire day yesterday

[Skippy @SkipSwags]

She cheated

[SP @sspencerukk]

Of course he doesn’t want broccoli, he was in the womb feasting on 1942 and percocets

[raph :)) @acnlstan]

they’re saying it’s the greatest letterboxd account of all time

[i’m so green @earlgreyenjoyer]

Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal

[WHAM ひ @Charlie_1fr]

i would have fucked up every villain and thug in nyc dat night i dare a nigga to rob a bank