Thorneblood

Patriarchist. 🐸 Septemberist. American School. Aspiring Noble. Knowledge & Wisdom are not the same. Forever Learner.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@NickJFuentes really is the Nigga of American Politics because what the hell is this line up??? 🤣

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

Admittedly, this debate got a bit heated.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

Bitch, you can’t even handle ONE map about yourself, but you expect everybody else to be fine and dandy with 300,000 cameras watching them?

Classic bitch behavior.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@asukagrypr I mean that was kinda the point of his character.

IV: Just starting to grow up from nothing.

V: Wake up call at how he’s not as great as he thought.

VI: Finally getting great, but worried he may quickly burn out because of not fully knowing how to handle the Sith.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

Figures…

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Just watched Primetime (the Chris Hansen film) and it is unironically jewish character assassination; I’m not kidding.

The movie spends most of its runtime depicting Hansen as an unhinged, neurotic freak—as a bad guy. It even makes the viewer ask if Hansen himself is perverted.

The moment I realized it was a total hit job was a scene where Robert Pattinson’s Hansen has a mental breakdown in front of a JEWISH RABBI he’s interviewing, making a literal pedophilic rabbi look like the sane one.

If you’ve seen the series, the movie ends the same way the show does: with a pedophilic district attorney k*lling himself… And the director actually tries to make you feel bad about it, basically saying “Hey, this pedophile would still be alive if it wasn’t for Chris Hansen.”

Save your shekels, don’t go see it.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

🤣🤣🤣

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

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[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@LaundryQueen__ @CigSmokingMill I remember watching Vance answer that Iranian bombing question when it happened on live-TV. I remember looking at my screen wondering which one of us was the retard. Him for his answer or me for ‘not hearing correctly’. 😭

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@ghetto0prah It’s so funny. 😭

> Them: “WhEre’s mY BLacK laDy???”

> Bird: “If you pay close enough attention…they’re definitely there.”💅

>Us: *Bows at the waist to the man*

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@ghetto0prah Magnifique…

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

Not the scene that makes me think of the car chase in Attack of The Clones! 😭 (It looks and seems great, tbh).

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’).

The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.

Releasing December 18 on Netflix.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@ghetto0prah I was waiting for your response to this…you didn’t disappoint. 😆

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@johnsemper @ghetto0prah

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

👀😲

[John Semper Jr. @johnsemper]

I'm thrilled to announce that with the upcoming Spider-Man '94 Annual #1, I will be returning to the world of Spider-Man. After 30 years, I'm finally getting to resolve the ending of my iconic animated series and tell the story of Peter finding Mary Jane. I want to thank everyone involved at Marvel for making this possible, especially my editor, Danny Khazem. I was given free rein to tell the story that I've always wanted to tell, and it has been a real blast!

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

Gee, it’s almost like the basic biological math of humans is that only ONE spouse is supposed to be the achieving earner. Ya know, the spouse that doesn’t hold babies in their wombs that can get pregnant after ONE bout of sex…

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

My project manager came into my office this morning to tell me she’s stepping down to become a stay-at-home mom.

She makes $68,000 a year.

Her husband earns $72,000.

They just had their second child, so she called licensed local daycare centers to get quotes for an infant and a toddler.

Average cost: $2,650 a month. That’s $31,800 every year straight out of their post-tax income.

After federal taxes, state taxes, and healthcare deductions, her take-home pay was roughly $3,700 a month.

After paying $2,650 for daycare, she was working 40 hours a week to net $1,050 a month…..or about $6.50 an hour.

She looked at me and said: "I’m literally spending 160 hours a month away from my kids just to clear $250 a week after childcare costs."

We didn't just build an expensive economy.

We built a system where holding down a mid-class job as a second earner costs more than staying home.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

If only! 🫩

[Chaos Crave @ChaosCrave_]

George Lucas is reportedly lobbying for Christopher Nolan to direct a standalone STAR WARS: DARTH VADER film.

Hayden Christensen is reportedly attached to lead the project, marking his return to the suit for an R-rated, dark-fantasy exploration of the Sith Lord’s peak Imperial era.

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

😭💀🐓🍗

[Mithrandir @OldGreyhame]

@sesamestreet

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

@LaundryQueen__ @ghetto0prah Their teachers trying to pronounce this in roll call:

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

This might be worse than that Indian witch (Harmeet Dillon) who cackle-sang her way through the GOP rally…

[AF Post @AFpost]

VP JD Vance makes fart joke at rally: “We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left… Now, you may not have even heard that… but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

Welcome to Female Sexual Stupidity 101 where women always show how stupid they are with Math. They want the top 10% guys, but constantly whittle down (and actively hate) the ways in which ‘Top 10’% guys are made. The woman’s very own power hunger is the demise of the ‘Top 10%’.

[Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy]

A core premise of Clavism (Clavicular’s philosophy) is that in modern society the female gaze rewards practices & habits that most men consider “feminine” and “gay.”

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

“David Rapestein”

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

“David Rapestein”

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

I. Am. CACKLING! 😂

[ViperAceFilms @ace6_viper]

@NickJFuentes in LEGO

[Thorneblood @thorneblood]

And this is why I instinctively avoided it for years after one taste.

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

There's less than 2% cream in Cool Whip according to the ingredient list.

The list says water, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated vegetable oil, skim milk, and then the under 2% ingredients, starting with light cream.

After that you get sodium caseinate, xanthan and guar gums, modified food starch, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate and sodium polyphosphate. These ingredients are designed to keep the air contained.

Whip air into water and oil and it wants to collapse, so you need gums and emulsifiers to hold the foam up.

A serving is 2 tablespoons and it weighs 9 grams. 2 tablespoons of water weigh roughly 30 grams so the rest of the spoon is air. We call that overrun, and it's why a serving only has 25 calories.