Kanto Jake

praise be to almighty Puckchop

[Kanto Jake @thornton_jake]

In case any of my haters are reading this right now, I have freshly baked banana bread so keep crying 😏😏

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I need a 10 gallon hat

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NBA game 7’s are a true gift to mankind

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@MarsCheeseCstle I miss you

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@CincyCyclones 8

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I’m full of hate today

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@SportsCenter Rigged, doesn’t count

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@SportsCenter Poo Dirt is a bitch

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@Pokemon

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@SportsCenter @BYUMBB PACER

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@SportsCenter

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Fresh off the plane like Konichiwa bitches!

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@JoeGoodberry Joe who you picking for your starter?

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@ShamsCharania FOR WHAT SHAMS

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Quitting my job to open a hot dog stand downtown

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@lundy_wri Strippers

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The Clippers announcers are dying of laughter after this broadcast malfunction

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@CincyCyclones what’s the keyword of the day???

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@skel3tonClique Me after hittin the fent needle

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Gotta work from home between the holidays this year and don’t want to do anything? Just watch Chad Johnson highlights! Genius!!

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Merry Christmas