Erin Thorp

we like scully & mulder, walkin' shoulder to shoulder 👽

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

the bad guy on forensic files just tried committing suicide in his basement by overdosing on FOUR NICOTINE PATCHES.. & i'm dead 😂🤣😂🤣 He, as you may have guessed, is not.

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

Hi @Chase York & Colfax Denver. Indoor ATM is inaccessible. Outdoor ATM doesn't "Dispense cash". You have 1 job 🙃🫠🫠🫠

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

i don't care what anyone says, the wehadababyitsaboy campaign was the most iconic of all time

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

at work i just accidentally spelled font as "faunt" 💅🏼

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

YESSS! and like, why the 5 clicks to read a full movie description in the absolute tiniest font? the real estate of a TV screen is ginormous, just show us All the info on the 1st click. always asking myself if these people have even used their own product. woof.

[frankie @cosmic_pumpkin_]

Why can’t other streaming services copy Netflix’s user interface? Like I’m expected to be able to see the name of the movie on the thumbnail from my couch?

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

None. like, they ever gonna change their email addy tho?

[frankie @cosmic_pumpkin_]

You can tell there was no planning that went into the rollout of the new X name. There’s still a top-level, highly visible bird reference on this app that we look at the frequently while on Twitter.

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

how is the linkedin algorithm SO BAD

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

i can always in tell in barre class when someone was never in marching band

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

Pepsi > Coke
Diet Coke > Diet Pepsi
Mexican Coke > Coke
Pepsi with ice > Mexican Coke

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

36 ✅️
october bucketlist road trip new york -> vermont -> new hampshire -> maine -> massachusetts-> connecticut-> pennsylvania 🍃🍁🍂 ✅️
10/10 can confirm ✅️

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The Speaker of the House snapping into a Slim Jim while securing the safety of the House, Senate, and succession of power is the most American thing ever recorded to video.

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

thought FOR SURE @DenverWestword accidentally posted a pic of an alien craft 😅

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

OBSESSED lately with taking a break & watching cooking reels.. but ppl seasoning the spoon (?!) makes me want to scream

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

i feel the same about croissants as I do about whipped cream cheese. u just payin for air, bro.

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

@teejslipko

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

Suggestions from someone who is actually IN the industry: Tip in cash when you can. Support local restaurants you care about (because they're not out of the woods yet). Order direct. And be a good person. 🎤

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

the people in the replies outing themselves as not being 20% tippers for table service, my god. do you know how expensive it is to live here?? this surcharge should not even matter bc you should be tipping 20% anyway. quit being an asshole.

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Denver café adds surcharge to improve staff pay https://t.co/K1B7zHIwOY

[Erin Thorp @thorpiePie]

Perhaps a non-tipping European model is the answer (employees get taxed out the ass on CC Tips in America anyway, not to mention the CC fees the restaurant also has to pay on processing them), but that would be a systemic & cultural change that will need to come from the top.