Thor Nystrom Burner

Minnesota’s first Mentally challenged sports analyst

[Thor Nystrom Burner @ThorTheSnore]

@BornBallKnower @J0nesToChina Holy fuck you are crying over Jj in every comment section

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@ColeWRLD_00 @zanna_zt @zxyuh_ @teaseronalay You sound so dumb it’s hardly even funny. It’s I. Direct response to JJM fans creating fantasies you fkn clown . Sit this one out you clearly lack the mental capicity to grasp something as simple as an x thread

[Thor Nystrom Burner @ThorTheSnore]

Brosmer was an undrafted rookie playing in his first nfl start on the road against the best defense and team in football on one week of preparation. JJM had a whole offseason and preseason and had played the worst 3 quarters of football ever until he finnaly did something in the 4th purely because our elite defense kept us in the game. And the very next week Jj played even worse for 4 quarters. AND HE WAS A FIRST ROUND PICK. Absolute clown. I’d take Brosmer any day of the week over the injury prone guy with the most obnoxious and unintelligent fans in football

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@Greg38Eden @skolcalvikes He gave him a terrible chance to make a play. Pathetic throw. McCarthey threw back to back trash throws

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@MikeNYK324 @fanalyzesports Jj did not ball out. He played ok all game and cost them late

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Can’t believe how many people are blaming Malik Nabers for this

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@SKOLRealityChek @MNsportsRtrash @thorku Bullshit. Catchable for the defender. Nabers had the db beat and jj underthrew it moron

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@thorku

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@thorku @DKSports @DBro_FFB @DexsTweets @SweatingSundays Nobody cares, you don’t know ball Thor. You are the last person that should be getting paid . You don’t have insights you just read off box scores

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@turdyfurggy @42Cyc @IfindRetards Are you mad you’re prophet Jj is ass

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@kalex726 @42Cyc Making an account ridiculing someone who is obsessed with JJ, ironic you don’t see how ironic that is. Dumbass

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@TERRABTRACYJR People are so dumb it’s crazy. They expect nabers to do something superhuman to bail out JJs terrible throw. Unbelievable

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@FCrews_23 @BroccoliRobb17 @BeerlyFootball Imagine using the can’t stay healthy argument. Jj has a worse injury history then dart you clown

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@JoePublicBet @teaseronalay Does not matter. Dart is better than McCarthey in every statistical category

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@dirtydan1894 @teaseronalay Again. The stats disagree by a mile. It is not close.

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@TurfGuyz @flexputrid The best part about Thor is he refuses to believe that he isn’t an elite football mind. The guy genuinely thinks he knows football and loves to try and dunk on people every chance he gets. He is genuinely one of the most unlikable people Ive seen on sports twitter.

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@GIizzy2busyyyyy @42Cyc Says the guy on JJs. Cry

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@BornBallKnower @_nabers Lmao you are pathetic

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@goblue_mike Keep projecting. Jj has at least 4 int worthy throws tn

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@thorku @JohnGm71 Nobody wants advice from you dummy. You’re a clown