Thomas Creed

this is the real world, muchachos. this is the real world, and you are in it.

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@KXAN_News vulcan video, lovejoys

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders also wth… did they erase all the leaves from the kehinde wiley portrait? and photoshop him standing?

[Laurel Coons 🧬🧬🧬 @LaurelCoons]

Graphic design has rules, and they work … 👀

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders Mr. Taco Tuesday says HBD Tim!

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@RexChapman Is this what happens on spirit air? JFC!

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@dkirkmcdonald @ThisIsBobBaxley /giphy molly ringwald shut up

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@ourobororoboruo Me too and I thank the sweet baby jesus for the rice it makes every time

[Benjamin Ramm @BenjaminRamm]

During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders kandinsky

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders 💦🍑

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@dkirkmcdonald @Tennesseine 33!

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders call me! phone a friend. here 4 u.

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

sometimes I feel like tweeting, but the level of effort is too high

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@timothysanders mehday is nbd

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

Shout out to kosher salt

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

maybe the first road rage killing was Oedipus slaying Laius over a right-of-way dispute

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

@NYTMinusContext thousands of people get away with murder each year

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

I’ve always pronounced banal like anal

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

Julian your face

[Thomas Creed @thosacreed]

This week: voted out pinworms from my daughter’s butt; voted out Ted Cruz from the US Senate