kris

beautiful wife. father of 3 kids that think I'm hilarious for now. Cheesecake Rewards Member since ‘23.

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@SleeperHQ *2-4, thank you very much.

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@SleeperNFL A Jerk (to my fantasy team)

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@Ihartitz 5” can appear much bigger in person.

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@UnderdogNFL @HolderStephen Including my son’s flag football team who can offer a Capri Sun, orange, and bag of Pirate Booty.

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@HalHaneyArt Heel John Cena.

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@RamsNFL

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@USTreasury Traitors.

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@JordanUhl So letting the worse, evil option win is the preferred option to advancing your optimal political ideology?

Feels like ideological warfare at the cost of helping people.

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@Ihartitz Makes it easier to waddle.

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@YahooFantasy A miracle

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@4WhomJBellTolls Kinda dumb to act like you had other, better options at that draft spot especially in a 14 team league.

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@TwinkTheory Best take I've seen on season 12. Once we disconnected it mentally from the OG, it helped to appreciate it as more of a spin-off not continuation.

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@KingJames @Polymarket LeLame.

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@Ihartitz “Who TF is Corey Kiner?!”

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@TwinkTheory First watch Scandoval hadn’t broke so it was just obnoxious. The rewatch was diabolical like seeing the clues in “Sixth Sense” through the movie you missed the first time.

At the end of this scene Tom slaps Raquel on the butt in the background, too. Missed it the first time.

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@JeffBezos Keep her name out ya mouth until you put your money there too.

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@DEADLINE @RobbieBarstool

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@FOXSports

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@BFW Reminds me of Skeletor thinking he had beaten He-Man after imprisoning him with his mom and compatriots.

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@SenSchumer Unless E.T. is helping with the cost of living or ending dumbass wars, don’t care. Retire asap.