Not Your Elder

Your friendly neighborhood reality TV thot. Let's laugh so we don't cry.

[Not Your Elder @thot_tv]

When someone in my real life asks me if I have a Twitter account. #90DayFiance

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

LOL 🤣

[Not Your Elder @thot_tv]

Me reading the new #loveislandusa tweets every day.

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats aren't uncaring, they're literally so affectionate they domesticated themselves, learned to mimic human babies, and vibrate if they like you. They definitely care, they're just brats with high expectations to be spoiled, which they deserve

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[justina @justtjustinaa]

dipping the bug is so funny

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Baby, he paid her to do this. That’s his kink.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Australians: “Losing to the US at the World Cup was our most embarrassing moment ever.”

Also Australia:

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Porsha came PREPARED 😭😭😭😭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The worst part about task paralysis / executive dysfunction is that I'm avoiding things I WANT TO DO?? Like girl you love painting and working on your novel this isn't laundry GET UP

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

fucking Bitch

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

get in, lovers. we’re gonna devote our summer to joy and whimsy and creativity and pleasure

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If we lose our bee population, the Earth basically collapses. They are responsible for pollinating about 1/3 of the food we eat. They are far more important to humans than any AI tool or data center. Save the bees NOW.

[💖Amelia Sees It All💖 @AmeliaHouchins]

I know everything is crap right now, but I'm digging these memes. 😂