Dark Thot Steve

Dating is like Russian Roulette but the gun is full

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@k_leerob Thought the first one cuz you were leaving juicy

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Making fun of the wife for paying for an Etsy witch only for her spells to actually be working…

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Some horny stuff going on over at the sushi subreddit

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

saying “this is NOT what momtok stands for” whenever i disagree with my friend’s choices

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@k_leerob I had no idea mortal combat came from oz

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@mattikimatiki I’m just in Iowa relax.

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My wedding fit.

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@k_leerob If you can remeber going to the Hoxton you definitely have seen Skrillex

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@majorbawa Sorry

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@mattikimatiki Fixed it for you

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@mattikimatiki Was this monkey named Eric?

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

Diarrhea is a sure-fire sign that your body is operating at 100% efficiency

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Follow me for more investing tips.

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Severance but my innie goes to the gym.

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Trying to poop this morning and Nosferatu keeps asking if I’m finished.

[signüll @signulll]

the gulf of mexico should’ve been renamed to sea señor.

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Me going back to the office after the holidays.

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭