Me: I’m so bored man
Person who read all 42 of the magic tree house books in elementary school: Boredom Comes Simply From Ignorance and Lack Of Imagination 🙏💯
[wakes up at noon]
it’s important to develop a routine
[lays there on my phone for an hour]
to start your day off right
[eats some oreos for breakfast at 1pm]
so you feel good
[stands in the shower so long i use up all the hot water]
& maximize productivity
[takes a nap]