claudia

you’re a sket and your mums a sket by association ig:

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

This game had no right to be that good

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fast they don’t get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. really wish i knew more of his theories.

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[claudia @thotdier]

@PureGym you gotta get some better air conditioning my upper lip is sweating from just walking around

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

An England football fan attempts to keep his beer chilled in a fountain in London's Trafalgar Square (2001)

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

Keir Starmer addressing the nation's children:

[Ciarán @androgynator]

every job in the uk is like
- army
- army
- care worker
- army
- care worker (relocate to dubai)
- army
- mri technologist specialising in incisionless neurosurgery
- care worker

[claudia @thotdier]

Animals man

[Alix D 🌹🇬🇧 @GBrownTruther]

Oh god, the girls are fighting.

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

[gale @dissolvetoday]

buying oat milk here means finding whichever brand they’ve randomly made £1.50 that week instead of £2.30

[claudia @thotdier]

Code claud10 for a discount x

[claudia @thotdier]

I need to be be a Chinese influencer

[nicolas, 30 ans @nic_carter]

This is why

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[𐔌ׅ͡ 𓈒𓏲 ׁ 𓈒 ݁ JULIAN 𓏼 ̣̣̥ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི @STARREXIIC]

four jammy dodgers? you naughty slag