ricardo shnasty

in the strip club with graph paper and a felt pen

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this bitch needs to watch some veggie tales 😭

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“I got pissed on when I was a T.rex”

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Million Dollar Baby is great in that it’s let all the slutty (talented) men come out and dance for us once again

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The challengers movie once again reintroduces the idea that it should be okay to have two boyfriends and let those boyfriends be boyfriends

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I have a deep, innate desire to get rip roaring drunk in a rainforest cafe

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The vibe I’ve been bringing to the function lately

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I don’t wana hear shit from a person driving a Toyota Yaris

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Imagine playing basketball and actually getting beat by air bud, like you got beat by an animal that is just comically good at basketball. I think I’d just off myself actually.

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Have you ever been so exhausted you just drool a lil

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Ppl addicted to weed when you criticize weed https://t.co/jl2xPA7uYq

[macy @macyagilliam]

diva down!!!!! my favorite George Santos scams & lies, ranked:

1. he was the star of the Baruch volleyball team

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An alarm clock but it’s just Sarah Paulson yelling “the killer is escaping”

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If I could sound like anyone itd be the lead vocalist of Creedence Clearwater Revival when he’s singing Fortunate Son

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on this weeks episode of am i pregnant or am i just fat

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@leighvvii Ridiculously relatable

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@GabbyPrzybylek ???

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they don’t want me to have a thick queen

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Not y’all paying money to generate your AI yearbook photos

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rip i had to unroll my last $20 for a train ticket. sad day.