Crinoid

She/they
Martial arts / electrical engineering

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My boy

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🥺 really feeling for the gay racist vandal from 7/11 in south MD

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My newest invention
When you flip the switch the weenie rips your fucking finger off

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My search history is "low T electrical engineer" vibes

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@Bimb0Slice Memory loss. Took it for a couple years and that time span is like a black hole in my memory. Good luck :/

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Amalie, mathematics, and mimes... The only positive influences of the French culture

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"Oklahoma gay" is different than normal "gay" and it's hard to explain

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I didn't make it on the billionaire's starship, even though i said I had 1 million facebook friends and no criminal record. Little lies

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Update: I am about to eat my lab parteners

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@Devon_OnEarth I'm prone to migraines and a trigger for me is artificial scents. If I walk into a room sprayed with lysol, or has one of those nasty air fresheners I get sharp head pains. Other things that triggered this for me in the past are laundry detergents and perfumed garbage bags.

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Did anyone else notice how on point wikipedia was yesterday

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Gen Z's coping mechanism is saying "lmaoo" after something really upsstting

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My dad lives in a whole nother state and he regularly calls and says "going to the INconvenience store, what do you want"

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I'm listening to music that releases massive amounts of dopamine just so I can doomscroll on Twitter

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Do you think Goya knew his painting "Saturn Eating His Son" is the perfect size ratio for cellphone backgrounds when he made it

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I love empaths but I'm also allergic to them. My apologies

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@swamp_pixie You got tha🐜t on my birthday

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Hello, lesbian bill gates on da phone

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@livedontlearn Watching anything with Payton

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Octave, can you find the laplace transform of -3+cos(3*t-pi/3)-sin(4*t-pi/8) pwetty pweeeease 🥺👉👈

Octave: goodnight bitch

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All people have to do now is log into a Zoom call and do something else, but parents are still like, "I can't make it to your college graduation, sorry!"