B.

I'm upto no good.

[B. @thotfullly]

Can't believe this is a bare minimum we girls can't have !

[t @talhajawed_]

سکوں

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

i love how you can be having a minor identity crisis at 11 PM and your cat will just walk over, aggressively plant their forehead directly against your chin, and suddenly the universe makes sense again.

[h @ruinsunflower]

using my fat cat as a pillow and I can hear all the gulugulugulu inside his stomach

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love that cats are just like
"wow this makes me so happy. i'm gonna vibrate about it"

[B. @thotfullly]

@rhubarbsnob As you should

[riley 🪲 @rhubarbsnob]

Had to wake her up to get my book man I feel like shit

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can't find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack - and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like "Wow, you are being so loud."

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

idk I just think there’s nothing better in the world than walking toward your bedroom at night and having a little cat run ahead of you meowing because she knows it’s time for bedtime cuddles.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[🌴 @babes1ntoyland]

i’m dead serious when i say that no man who supports ronaldo is a good person, and this theory has never proven me wrong

[elijah ☆ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸(🇳🇴🇭🇷🇫🇷) @lionceccah]

"rape allegations ruin men's lives" but ronaldo is still on my screen for some reason

[lara mendonça @laramendon_ca]

o cristiano ronaldo disse aos próprios advogados que a modelo que o acusou de estupro gritava não e pedia pra ele parar

ele confessou isso

o processo foi arquivado pq a vítima usou provas expostas por um hacker e o tribunal recusou pela origem ilícita

ele nunca foi inocentado

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I had no idea that getting a cat also meant I was getting built-in bathroom security, no matter the time of day or night.

[zoha @zchishtii]

your childhood “hero” is a rapist, and when you’re glorifying your nostalgia for him and how he made you fall in love with football, you’re still glorifying a rapist. Hope that helps ❤️

[amsha @ohhyesweirdo]

Hosted a couple today, and the wife kept serving her husband throughout the meal. He didn't lift a finger, just looked at her, and she kept filling his plate. May this kind of helpless man never find me.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

the most beautiful feeling is your cat coming to lay right next to you when they notice you’re in bed 😭

[swinky @swinkying]

i don’t get how people are casual cat owners like my cats are the Only reason i haven’t killed mtself they’re my pride and Joy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.