Thotgun Willie

Willie Calhoun Fan Account

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

@OhThatManSam Pennsylvania native Benjamin Netanyahu doesn’t want to see me finish this beer

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Marco Rubio has instituted a blockade of my water bottle and Donald Trump is telling the Michelob Ultra’s in my cooler to rise up and change the regime of my beverage

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

They’re summoning the influencers to the box office

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A shovel promoting Tom Cruise and Alejandro G. Iñárritu's new film ‘DIGGER’ has been spotted at Coachella.

(via: @ema_sasic)

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Ayyyo? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Israel and the United States -- you just wait to see what comes the next two weeks

BARTIROMO: Meaning what?

GRAHAM: We're going to blow the hell out of these people

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

@burgermanly There is imagine dragons everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

No Geese on Obama’s top songs of the year this guy just doesn’t fucking get it does he?

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

I’m happy Mamdani won but no one will ever bring me as much joy as Eric Adams

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

The MAHA movement is absolutely seething at me as I eat this Taco Bell rn

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

The religious right doesn’t want me to hit this blunt, eat wings, and watch Eddington tonight

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Babe, of course I’d rather go to the expensive knick-knack store to get a gift for your friend with you instead of playing the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake why would you even ask that

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

So advocating for the betterment of GI’s after the Vietnam war is anti-American?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Staind's Aaron Lewis says Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" is one of the most "anti-American songs ever": "I’m angry at myself for not seeing it for so long and actually giving him...the credit of being a representation of blue-collar America" → https://t.co/6qFr1PVx7H

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Trump is so evil his body is necrotizing in real time like if you do bad deeds in Fable

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Yikes. The American people deserve answers about what’s going on with Trump’s hand.

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

@burgermanly Thanks burgerman

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Is it not clocking to you that I’m a hungry little boy?

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Between this and a Trump presidency I’m so close to committing

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

The New York Yankees are getting absolutely embarrassed by their arch-rival the Boston Red Sox on their own field

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

They’re always so close yet so far from the point

[Acyn @Acyn]

Fox Host: People are smart and going to realize—wait a second, Newsom is saying what Texas is doing is wrong, so we’re going to do that too? The hypocrisy does not make any sense

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

The GOP has gone from “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” to “Mr. Putin, let me drain those balls.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The GOP has gone from “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” to “Mr. Putin, please confirm our conspiracy theories.”

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

I knew Putin was gonna dogwalk Trump yesterday I just didn’t know it was going to be in the most embarrassing way possible for America

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

All this to get absolutely nothing done

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

i hope you find something you love in life as much as Trump loves Putin (Getty)

[Thotgun Willie @thotgunwillie]

Called it