Grease Trappington

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

You call it “public intoxication,” I call it “walking to work.” We are not the same.

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Just went into the women’s locker room to be a peeping tom and they kicked me out #whatdatmean

[T @walterwhitepill]

And people say online communities aren’t real communities

[iris @T0WOT]

Not IG reels though 😅 Phew!!!

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

@sar_ughh Alaska mentioned

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Fliff players could be owed $100s

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

@feralBosnian Whatever

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Bitches be wearing skintight bodysuits to the gym like I’m not gonna try and touch on them a little #YeahRight

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

@ookiee I’ve been hungry lately

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Did you know the heaviest weight you can record in apple health is 800 lbs

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Dentist just emailed me 6 months later about an unpaid balance of $160 when I damn well remember paying them at the appointment

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

@feralBosnian Big ass bosnian light switches

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

@rgj Slow news day? Doesn’t even mention Nevada

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

should I try Hinge again or perhaps just start penning a manifesto

[Grease Trappington @thotpatrol2018]

Swear to god I just saw a Toyota commercial that was voiced by the Postal Guy

[doomer @uncledoomer]

in tahoe they have working dogs whose job is to flush wild bears from dens theyve established in residential areas, posing a risk of human bear encounters. this results in some of the most kino animal photography of all time

[۟ @lstmytouch]

One hit of the yart got me like this

[debo @killmefam]

Stop calling them foids bro