old spice

[🍦🍦 @josh_hyatt4]

I always say I would go but I end up staying at home ..

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

You got me fucked up if you think i’m paying $8 for a Coke

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

Can rejection be lowkey?

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

get out of here with that negativity

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

*girl doesn’t answer for hours*

Her: “Sorry I wasn’t on my phone”

*guy doesn’t answer for 30 min*

Her: “You really need to work on your communication”

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

Wish you still had the same energy:/

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

What is a relationship?

[Ryan Diew @RyanDiew]

I thought this was Hillary Clinton

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

tired of it

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

this tweet refers to @Luke_mills_

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

Me to my Bro: “You can come over if you want”

Him: “Bet be there soon”

Me to my Girl: “You can come over if you want”

Her: “But do you want me to come over?”

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

girls get in relationship competitions with their friends

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

What’s the worst part about a breakup?

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

ahh fr, no way, that’s crazy

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

WHO IS THIS I NEED A LINK

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

I have 4 friends

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

Bitch I’m tired

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

How do you politely tell someone their breath stinks?

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

I should play basketball

[old spice @thotpatrolll]

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