Scrooge McDuck

blue check

[Scrooge McDuck @thotsandnotions]

will never forget when my little brother sent my mom the text of a lifetime

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

So in the last 48 hours Jill Stein’s VP has endorsed a national 16 week abortion ban and revealed he’s transphobic. This is the “super progressive” third party option y’all are trying to convince me we should get behind. Be so serious.

[Rose @rose_jlab]

i'm often saying this!!

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

Extraordinarily hostile, like nothing i've ever seen on a morning show. And he does very well.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

new Mozart dropped before The Winds of Winter

[Scrooge McDuck @thotsandnotions]

a decade of shit posting.. #MyXAnniversary

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

MAGA: I just paid $4.36 for eggs!!!!
KAMALA: I will put a ban on “price gouging” on groceries!
MAGA: Communist!

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: TRUMP ON ISRAEL

“If you hate Israel, we don't want you in our country. I will arrest and deport all Hamas and jihad supporters.”

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

WHAT

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Kyle Rittenhouse: I killed two people!

MAGA: Yay, We love you Kyle!

Kyle Rittenhouse: I'm not voting for Trump.

MAGA: YOU MURDERER!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This montage of Trump saying creepy shit about Ivanka is pretty weird.

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

Anyone not voting for Kamala Harris because of Gaza isn’t listening to people in Gaza.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“three tickets for challengers, please”

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

omfg she's going to light him up.

[Scrooge McDuck @thotsandnotions]

this came to me in a dream

[TheGrandeTop10 ꕤ @TheGrandeTop10]

Kamala Harris, @VP , covers Ariana Grande’s ‘nasty’

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

yeah the Lord guided that bullet right into one of his supporters

[MBJ IS AN OSCAR WINNER BI- @uhdresejwrites]

Me coming out of Minions to see everything going on:

[🌻 @AG7Source]

stans are TOO QUICK 😭😭😭

[Tove Lo Daily | “ESTRUS” Sep 18 @ToveLo_Daily]

Taking a break from being Tove Lo Daily to say Woman’s World is one of the worst songs Ive heard in my life.

[blue angulo (hunger games era) @MeImportaPero]

KAMALA HARRIS: We did it Joe!

JOE BIDEN: thank you caroline polachek