Thots With The Beast

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

If you’re a girl and you’re 30 you’re cooked bro

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Someone please send me a detailed list of Biblical punishments. Soda is off limits #cainateabel

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

I sneeze each time I shave my mustache area

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

#clitcoin

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

If Kamala gets Oklahoma she’s gushing. I want #onoffswitch

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Can X stop rate limiting my twitter scraper please @elonmusk

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

I always lean to the same side when I drink from a water fountain. I once dated a bisexual girl who could do both

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

If Eskimo kisses are touching noses then sneezing is busting a nut

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Need to have lots of kids to guarantee grandkids. Bloodline cannot die out

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Isn’t it crazy you sometimes get hard from the massage even if the masseuse is fat and you can’t control it

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Not liking your own tweets is like telling the teacher your son is retarded (he is retarded)

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

If camel milk was alcoholic I’d slide under the udder rn

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

I’m back baby. Ik yall need some stim rn

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Do not tell the girl sitting next to me that I’m crashing out

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Big facts. I repost my own tweets if they are of particular quality

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

I think god made the clit as post nut stim for people like me

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

I think god made the clit as post nut stim for people like me

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

L + you have 0 pounds of lean mass

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Born to be haram, forced to be halal

[Thots With The Beast @thotswbeast]

Sic your dogs on me, I’m not afraid to kick cosmo in the teeth. Woof