free palestine

[free palestine @thottyanajpg]

hes not a fan of academia

[free palestine @thottyanajpg]

his royal highness prohibits revision at this time

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

pleading insanity on my speeding ticket

[kage @sukikage_]

u ever get so depressed you start reconsidering religion

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[kage @sukikage_]

sorry i can’t hang out tn im busy being a lazy depressed loser who cannot get my shit together

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

buying books from actual bookstores cause you wanna support them but they lowkey cost a whole limb nowadays

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

it makes me good at karaoke :)

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Will 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @anglofuturist]

"You will watch Adolescence! You will watch Gogglebox! You will laugh at Romesh and Rob! You will cry at Paddington! And you will enjoy it!"

[bella @earlygirl__]

no one suffers more than a woman trying to pick up large pieces of furniture on facebook marketplace who is only friends with other women and twinks.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[daresaypj @daresaypj]

Cher as new cast member of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills confirmed

[free palestine @thottyanajpg]

apparently "give me a gun and i will shoot myself" is not a belief commonly shared in the office.

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

stop reporting me for suicide and self harm i’m literally just smoking cigarettes and skipping meals

[norah 🦨 @loonaonfilm]

sucking dick and cock like time and place and you did it at my birthday dinner