sarah belle palsey

rue.. you owe me money

[sarah belle palsey @thottyken]

I would never be the bigger person in an argument solely because that implies I'm the fat one

[solo 💽 @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[millie bobby valentine @plslvamsg]

idk man my dad would lose his shit all the time, punch holes in the wall, throw chairs, drag my brothers, kick the dog, tried to choke my brother out, yell & scream at us, & belittle us when he got upset. id cry for a cringey overenthusiastic Disney dad

[kitty 🐾 @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[ICElationist @ICElationist]

“My faggot in communism”

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

This song was so LOUD

[Hunter White #Maga2028 @trumppawjob]

This is child abuse no child should be exposed to Funko pops

[mister lemon squeezy @itstoekneeyoh]

If you fuck this hard and fast stay the fuck away from me

[g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude]

sell crack

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Do British dudes take their girl to kilogram town?

[Willow Thinkpiece @Willowisatranny]

She votes blue but has a Republican husband, she has 3 teenage sons and does not approve of any of their girlfriends, she WILL clock you if you’re gay, and she will hold the nastiest PTA meeting imaginable if she notices your lawn hasn’t been mowed within 4 days.

[໊ @xoeeie]

This is why men love enforcing the burqa. It's much easier for them to dehumanise her when they can't see her. When she takes it off, you see expressions, thoughts, and personality in her face that were otherwise hidden. The burqa is a misogynistic tool to hide women's humanity.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Ticketmaster: $80 per ticket.

Me: Okay. Two tickets please.

Ticketmaster: That will be $500.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Bruhhhhh

[𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t]

Zoroark when you hit it one time:

[Greg Owen @Greg0wen]

The way my eyes nearly POPPED OUTTA MY HEAD

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

naming my child Gus short for Chungus

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is