Dave Malone

Proving 'The Dab' was invented by a Depression-era cartoonist...& that Cam Newton has eclectic comic taste.

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#Browns sign Kadarius Toney.

That'll fix it. 😂

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I hope the #Patriots let Drake Maye play tackle football tonight.

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Hate to generalize, but if you don't like Sanford & Son, you pretty much suck at life.

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So instead of not playing for the #Patriots , Matt Judon now gets to not play for the #Falcons . 🤔

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@LateRoundQB Sorry to hear about bad things said re: your family, yikes! Right or wrong, I'm sure I'm part of the VAST silent majority that looks forward to your packed yet succinct content each week. I've learned more about process from you than maybe anyone (forest for the trees, shrug).

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Antonio Brown's gonna be GREAT in the XFL: Vince McMahon will probably let him play w/out a helmet entirely. 🤣

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@DougStanhope WHEW. I was going to have many alcohols before this inspired me to turn my shit around.

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"It's not me, it's you." #EndABadDateIn5Words

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Though @BlackMirror #Bandersnatch is reportedly "choose your own adventure," I feel in my bones that no matter what I choose, I'm doomed. 😨 #BlackMirrorBrokeMe

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@Rotobahn PPR, need 3 of 5 (& some upside): Doctson, Enunwa, Tate, David Moore & Ellington. (Thinking Doctson & then which 2?)

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The Man—@BeckyLynchWWE, if you're not paying attention—deserves both women's titles for owning both the ring & especially Twitter. ��

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#NationalDoughnutDay That was a good muffin. That's right, Twitter: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

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@EricNMoody Like the Vegas articles @FantasyPros the past couple weeks. 👍 (For, uh, multiple purposes. 😀)

Btw, did you once do a weekly IDP article? (I wanna say it was at Rotoworld?) If still doing one, please let me know where. Merci.

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@amycassandramtz The only thing on @afterbuzztv's Netflix Picks more delightful than #AmyLove for a show is some...#AmyHate! 😯 Who knew? 🤣

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#TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat he will likely reply to this tweet.

And all the other ones too. 😫

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@AdamHarstad This was a tremendous read. 👍 Kudos.

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Huzzah #EatWhatYouWantDay! Or, as it's better known to me, "A day."

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@OnPointRadio @NickKristof Insert ***ANYTHING*** under-covered that @OnPointRadio should be covering, instead, right now here.

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@OnPointRadio Today's "Trump Addiction" episode could have been dedicated to any of the tens/100s of issues being under-covered instead. 🙄

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#FakeBabyFacts Babies are surprisingly resourceful & self-reliant.