Dawn

Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

I am certain that I have read many times more words than I have ever spoken, and I am o.k. with that. #ReadersUnite

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

.@GideonsBake

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

It's like this fortune cookie doesn't even know me!

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@jesseabn I didn't look, but they did have free ones at the hotel this morning.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Public restrooms. #WhatReallyWeirdsMeOut

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@ShutUpAmanda Amazing grammar skills, they have.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@GMLmusic You're not wrong.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@JaggedAuthor

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Get out before there’s a baby involved. #DemonDatingTips

[Cheryl Rick Klein @cherylt2000]

This made me smile 😊.
#Cats

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@cherylt2000 Is that the guy or the cat talking?

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

I'm sorry, you didn't rank. #ThingsYouCanSayDuringTheOlympicsAndSex

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@laughingskull59 @kyletim13 I just made a batch a few minutes ago!

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Someday, I hope to have the confidence of people who wear white pants (or shirts, for that matter).

[Jesse L. Walker Sr. @jesseabn]

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you'll find
You get what you need

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

@jesseabn One offmy favorite Stones' songs.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

With a good ear scritch #HowDoYouAppreciateCows

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

#WakeMeUpWith plane tickets for an amazing trip, or not at all.

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

One Squeak #SoundsInASongOrMovie

[Dawn @thoughtfloss]

Hot Buzz #SoundsInASongOrMovie