alec 🥴

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Joe Biden was 100% right when he said “presinald trund.” But voters weren’t ready to listen.

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Drake is known as the first rapper to incorporate elements of sports, emotion, and swag

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Driving a rented corolla is the worst thing to happen to me this year

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@dankgdl The boy always delivers

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

I’m fighting with a motorcycle state trooper now, I see him like once a week on the way to the gym and we yell at each other over whether I’m going 30 mph or not

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@dankgdl swapped the air forces for g forces…

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Rapper Drake helped to launch Sauber’s new era as the Stake F1 Team with a fresh rebrand on New Year’s Day 🎆🆕

[Big Jay Shooke @JShooke]

This country never recovered from losing Michael Crichton. We used to have novels about shooting cyborg gorillas in the face with machine guns and when you got done reading it you knew how an MRI machine worked

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@smackthatcas へいらっしゃい おまちどうさま
喧騒まみれ この街の演奏
黙ったまま一度ついておいで
世界中魅了するほどに豪華な
Japan (what?) 一番 (what?)
Jump around さぁうちらの出番 (what?)
テリヤキ・ボーイズ in the place to be
見せてやる (はい!) オリジナル in the VIP (はい!)

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Arguing w my 11yo cousin over whether millennials can say goated

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Texags is a philosophy website

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@dankgdl @nocontextfm1 This shows how he can out think most other rappers in the game currently

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Botoxing the muscles used to frown was found in multiple studies to be more effective at combating depression that antidepressants, exercise or going outside

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@stuchbery Agree it would win easily though

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@dankgdl rumors circulating that Drake will soon be spotted in a full nba uniform and shooting sleeve

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

MrBeast made an appearance for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers game

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Too many men destroyed by the lululemon to untuckit pipeline

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

I tear up at normal stuff like dianne feinstein and the gran turismo movie

[History Unraveled @luca6290]

I feel like every guy naturally has that one childhood game he spent hours on.
The game he would go play when he was angry, sad, tired, or simply wanted a distraction from life’s problems, however big or small they may be.
That one game where he met people online, whom he still is in contact with years later.
That one game that will keep memories of summers spent in front of a screen alive.
This is why men occasionally tear up when you remind them of their childhood videogame, because it meant so much in a period of life where a lot goes on.

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

Will bad boy AG ken Paxton ride his edgy and untamed charisma straight to the “oval office?”

[alec 🥴 @thoughtfultakes]

@dankgdl @TexasWBB Fourth quarter pressure I’m running plays like I’m sark…treating haters like my son I keep them in the dark….