I’m fighting with a motorcycle state trooper now, I see him like once a week on the way to the gym and we yell at each other over whether I’m going 30 mph or not
This country never recovered from losing Michael Crichton. We used to have novels about shooting cyborg gorillas in the face with machine guns and when you got done reading it you knew how an MRI machine worked
@smackthatcas へいらっしゃい おまちどうさま
喧騒まみれ この街の演奏
黙ったまま一度ついておいで
世界中魅了するほどに豪華な
Japan (what?) 一番 (what?)
Jump around さぁうちらの出番 (what?)
テリヤキ・ボーイズ in the place to be
見せてやる (はい!) オリジナル in the VIP (はい!)
Botoxing the muscles used to frown was found in multiple studies to be more effective at combating depression that antidepressants, exercise or going outside
I feel like every guy naturally has that one childhood game he spent hours on.
The game he would go play when he was angry, sad, tired, or simply wanted a distraction from life’s problems, however big or small they may be.
That one game where he met people online, whom he still is in contact with years later.
That one game that will keep memories of summers spent in front of a screen alive.
This is why men occasionally tear up when you remind them of their childhood videogame, because it meant so much in a period of life where a lot goes on.