Tom

Go Bills! 🦬 🇺🇸

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[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good?

[Arline @ArlineL0]

Speaking of accidents. We still have no word of who was responsible for a six month old babies death on Buffalo road in Gates. @GatesPolice why? what are you hiding?

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJA NO PUEDO DEJAR DE REIR

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@NHL 2nd round is the 1 seed vs 3 seed in all of the divisions! 😲

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@DatModz Good tip! 🙏Thank you

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@BuffaloSabres @herprettybones @SenecaBuffalo Hell yeah! Great game!

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@BuffaloSabres Played too safe and slow, tons of missed chances to put it away. On to the next one

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@chewy
What is the point of this? Do you blast your cat with it? Seems cruel, please explain…

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@BuffaloSabres Whatever you do, don’t invite Josh Allen 🤗

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SARBES

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I feel like I can never trust a FedEx driver

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@CashApp
@DoorDash
Thank you guys so much, what a pleasant surprise! 🥰

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@AmerksHockey No surprise seeing how they lost 8-0 the other day… better luck next season

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@elonmusk @nypost IQ based pay

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Why do you gotta press multiple buttons to get an underscore

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@unkonfined Neutral, usually

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@BorrachinhaMMA So it looks like more of an upset when you smoke their bitch asses

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@joey_frascati Hell yeah!