cheeky lass🇵🇸🇨🇩

don't drag me..nginalempahla ek’thiwa iAnxiety

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[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

Everyone keeps saying he should open an uber eats restaurant, but are you guys willing to pay R300 for this plate? This is a Tomahawk steak and it’s worth approximately R150 alone.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Is the "rich auntie" really rich, or does she just not have kids?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really don’t understand why they would rather have 5000 vacant apartments for 5+ years that no one can afford, instead of making rent affordable and making money for the 5+ years. Greed is such a strange thing.

[FnuLnu (commissions open) @estrellasadie]

Really do think changing a residential property into an air b&b constitutes a change of use, and should require planning and public consultation. You're running a hotel now, and we've got random people in and out of our building. It's not a residential property anymore.

[30 degrees @30degreez]

#freeluigi

[G I F T @Madam_Gift]

Body worship generally

[pj @cinesitcom]

MAMDANI DO SOMETHING 😭

[Nasty African Girl @SunBirdZAKH]

@GovernmentZA your turn 🫶🏾

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @LehulaMary]

The size of Magnum ice cream is getting smaller and smaller every day… at this point we’re eating samples.

[baby likamva "the return" stan account @hey_xhanti]

Bavu in Cosmo wondering why hes in such a small house🤣
#inimbamzansi

[Bonga @SiyaSoLong]

The baby is in the bin. Zoleka why would you go to Hlathi’s house with Laz’s child???😡😡.. Yho this episode was a lot. I need the pills Zethu took. #InimbaMzansi #Inimba

[_M_Sesona ᥫ᭡ @pinkfuuuur]

For Amaphara to steal Okuhle siphumule 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
#InimbaMzansi

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[just dani @deezhawn]

Why even bother taking your kid to the doctor if you're so much smarter than doctors huh

[𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖆𝖓† @emaanmci]

do you even know what unrelated means? 😭

[Miss M @MissM1723]

@ThandoNtshiza Did you recently just finish school and you’re excited to showcase what you learned through us? Because no one has a problem with how we use this word 😭

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

they won't bring them back because now we have to buy 15 different devices to do all these things and they'll each only last about a year before they break and we gotta buy another one. Capitalism doesn't breed innovation, it just makes things less useful AND more expensive

[Luna 💫 @LunaAmatista]

Why does it feel like people mostly either ignore degree modifiers or think you don't mean what you wrote.

I can say "generally," "usually," "mostly," etc. and someone will chime in with "not always" like. Yeah man that's what I meant. That was the purpose of using those words.

[K. @katlego_tefu]

Mamdani wa bereka hle. Must be nice

[the juice monk. @Paxkle]

@Nomaswazi_11 Don't make eye contact with his friends. If you smile, you're a whore with father issues. Bring a leopard's heart to pledge allegiance to your boyfriend. If his friend offers you a drink, shoot him. I might have left a few out.