mom shower thoughts

i am just some weird loving person. i also love football i am gonna play football next year in school
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is it just me but when you see Supernatural and you see picks of Sam as he always is then you see a pick of Sam soulless. I can see the complete difference like with out the caption i can just tell lol

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i don't always use spray paint but when i do it's to draw devil traps on every ceiling and floor

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mater from 'cars' lives in a junk yard that's equivalent of a person living in a pile of dead people

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i wish i had the ability to have the same dream as somebody like multiplayer dreaming

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mosquitoes are like dirty flying needles

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why aren't apple chargers called apple juice

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my dog understands many human words but when my dog barks i can't understand him i think he is smarter than me

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the best item to protect you from a Sasquatch attack is a camera

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the first person to say cool must be cool because everyone started to use that word

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gyms should make you a membership were you have to pay for the days you don't go

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during childhood you make jokes of you genitals and adults say that that is adult content but when we grow up its considered childish

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i wonder if birds know each other on the feeder or its like a public bathroom like they do what they are doing and don't make eye contact

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i wonder if dogs fallow you into the bathroom because we fallow then out side when the go to the bathroom

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every time i watch a tv series and a person dies i feel bad because they pretty much get fired right in front of us

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awwwww https://t.co/PXQn3rVpo5

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when you are drunk you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

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most people are buried in suites and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event

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you know when when people cuddle and it is called spooning. well why don't we call it forking, of knifing. like ummm why spooning