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Jesus I didn’t wake up at noon today so I could look at my phone and get roasted...what kind of dumb name is e-mail anyways

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@jake_ecker17 That picture with that girl that you want people to think is your girlfriend was awesome! I could feel the friend zone from looking at it

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@gaiaonline420 @kimpossihoe Bruh you look like someone put Freddie Mercury in a microwave and he got diabetes and aids

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@gaiaonline420 @kimpossihoe That’s not what your mom was sayin last night when I was clappin those cheeks.... call me daddy

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@kimpossihoe And you look like squidward after he got that face surgery

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@kimpossihoe Second time is the charm! Alright you feminist calm down and get some sleep for your parade tomorrow.

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@leliana42 Thanks for doing us a favor

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@Sami_Trolli So you’re saying that you are attracted to 13 year olds

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Teachers that make you do icebreakers in college should go skydiving without a parachute.

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@urpetsnail I wish I was walking behind you.

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@Alex_Renzoni And luckily you didn’t go

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@Alex_Renzoni No cause we have lives

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Once I figure out how to take a bra off...
I’m gonna bang so many chicks

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@ItsKorrii @Rebeccakhx Me

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@2shainzzzzzz Loosing your virginity would be a good one

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@abbbeydabbey No but I have with your mom

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@Rebeccakhx So for 10 minutes

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Wow got up for an 8 a.m. class.... I need a beer.