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Mushroom poppy

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I love lamp

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BREAKING: Free Agent forward Wahdat Abbas is planning to come out of retirement next year. Glastonbury Celtic 🇮🇪 is rumored to have approached the forward with interest in signing him on a one year deal as they push to win the league. More to come. 🚨🇵🇰

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There’s no way she’s allergic to cinnamon, she’s gotta be on a cycle or something

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if imma start fuckin around w a hoe i need to make sure she can get pre approved for a house

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I’m back

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If you nut in a couch do ottomans come out

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Im gonna put my penis in the grass right now, im a groundhog

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Katrina: guys lets move everything inside its raining

Dat: no its not theres a fire outside

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Im gonna be a shell fucker senior year

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Are there 7 alphabets in the alphabet

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Alexa play Overdue by Mwetro Beemin

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STOP i wanna eat wood

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I dont even eat soda

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Hold on im gonna go put this chapstick up my ass

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*turns on kitchen light*

Oh my god is that the sun

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Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend

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Next time i drink tequila im gonna stand outside with a rod and see if i get struck by lightning

Maybe ill turn into the flash

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Expired eggs give you salmonella? Fuck that id rather eat a chicken

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I get that milk gets chunky and all that but what do eggs get

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How do you tell if eggs are still good? I think theyre good, the chicken hasnt popped out yet

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I feel like if i eat right now my face will hurt