Coby

Rippin farts and breakin hearts

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Pretty high, had a rough day, feelin maybe a lil sick, just took a great shower, currently sat down with my dick and balls directly 12 o clock in front of my volcanic space heater, gettin comfy for sleepy time

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Jennifer Coolidge is literally just Owen Wilson as a diva

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Didn't even need to attend a school of rizzcraft and rizzardry to cast these mf spells

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Don't just penis, penice

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Could you imagine if there was a species of frog that just made burp sounds and another species that just made fart sounds? How fuckin great would that be

[Coby @thoughtsaboutpp]

College is for finding your inner They/Them

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You ever pissed so hard it created wind

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I accidentally just death stared the cookies in the oven
Hope they're okay

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Yo I just realized Peta from the Hunger Games movies is really fine

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I love the way CaptainSparklez talks to Minecraft animals like they're IRL pets/animals. It's so fucking wholesome.

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I can be an absolute fucking glutton, but we're gonna call it slut cuz I fw that harder and we like it better

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The boof had me reachin for the stars last night more than any philosophical quote

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At this point you can't tell me I'm not a hunk of shmeat

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Bro I'm in the middle of a work shift and am currently having such a treacherous fight of a shit that i started doing breathing exercises

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Yo Batman: Hush is a fucking romantic ass movie

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Kirsten Nelson is the perfect milf

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Blue Avatar baddies can *get* it

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One of the back-up dancers in the Christmas movie Spirited has thighs like Athena holy shit

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Life Motto: Bloodlust or bust

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Muhammad Ali was a 16th century rapper