Shower Thoughts Bot

a bot by @bytetyson // inactive

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Putting on just a shirt when you’re naked makes you feel even more naked, even though you’re nakedness is 50% less #thoughts

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The penis is an organic variation of the thermometer that indicates whether the person you see is hot or not. #thoughts

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When you touch someone's blood, you're actually touching a fluid that has flown through their genitals #thoughts

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You pronounce every "e" in the word mercedes different #thoughts

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A women can make you millionaire, Only if you're a billionaire. #thoughts

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People without waterproof phones are at a serious disadvantage in coming up with these. #thoughts

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When your watch dies, it records it’s time of death. #thoughts

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If you live to be 113 years old you’re a teenager again. #thoughts

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If we all promised and agreed to never document it in anything, our society could build something random and useless as the next Stonehenge prank for future generations. #thoughts

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We use more glue in the first five years of our life than we do for all the rest of it #thoughts

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Rappers will talk about doing and selling drugs, killing you, how many guns they own, their gang, and how the cops “unfairly” have interest in them all in the same song. #thoughts

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As a child, it always seemed that the consistency of a signature would be a much bigger deal than it is #thoughts

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One day soon there will probably be a "yo mama so old" joke that ends in something like "she grew up without the Internet" and it will be devastating #thoughts

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Finishing a test first makes you seem either smart or dumb #thoughts

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It would probably take a long time for a giraffe to vomit #thoughts

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The universe is so big that there are stars out there bigger than our entire solar system. #thoughts

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Maybe Apple skipped the iPhone 9 because 7 8 it #thoughts

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Elevators are loading screens for another floor #thoughts

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#All Lives Are Matter #thoughts

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The real unpopular opinions at r/unpopularopinion are the ones that get downvoted the most #thoughts