doug

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

I ❤️ you @slimchickens but @UberEats really screwed the pooch on my experience tonight. After being prepared, the food sat there for an hour before being delivered to me, cold and soggy, with a melted milkshake. No responsibility taken and I had cold food. Boycott @UberEats

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Next time I’m using @DoorDash because maybe they would actually take ownership for delivering cold and soggy food. Pitiful performance from @UberEats this evening. Would not recommend.

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

You suck @UberEats

My food sat at the store for an hour and was delivered cold, but since it was dropped off TWO MINUTES before the stupid “latest arrival time” (which was an hour after I ordered) you are refusing to take accountability.

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

The only thing you would do is give me $2 for a milkshake that was melted (WHICH IS LESS THAN THE COST OF SAID MILKSHAKE) and when I try to chat with support and take more than 10 seconds to respond, the close the chat and leave.

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

I’m going to make today a fantastic day

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Just took a shit while going 125mph on a Swiss train. People can change.

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

@rodneysthought

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

@rodneysthought @PusherofPapers Yeah that was a weird random reply lol

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

PSA: I am downloading truth social for the sole purpose of seeing the deranged posts from the orange guy. Just want to put this out there in case anyone sees it on my phone

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Rodney’s retweet

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Might finally be time to recognize that my body does not like pizza. Been on the pot like 10 times today

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Mumford and sons doesn’t get enough credit

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

@jakebellando

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

@jakebellando Celsius and velo

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

Getting the Minecraft itch

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

LFG pays to be recognized

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

@rodneysthought Y

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

You suck @crumbl How are both stores in my area out of the free cookies before 7pm? Y’all are some cheap ass bitches if you ask me. Not like you can’t keep making chocolate chip cookies.

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

The amount of self control I wish I had

[doug @thoughtsgrants]

I NEED ICE CREAM