CHICAGO LAW EFFICIENCY BRIGADE

future thomas clerk

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THIS ACCOUNT WILL TWEET IN ALL CAPS TO REDUCE THE TRANSACTION COSTS OF PRESSING THE SHIFT BUTTON MULTIPLE TIMES

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DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT NEXT YEAR. YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY 5/22 NOON TO DM US EITHER A LAW SCHOOL HAPPENING WE SHOULD'VE TWEETED ABOUT THIS YEAR THAT WE DIDN'T OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF UCHICAGO LAW LORE. WE'LL PICK THE SUCCESSOR THEN. GOOD LUCK.

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DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT NEXT YEAR. YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY 5/22 NOON TO DM US EITHER A LAW SCHOOL HAPPENING WE SHOULD'VE TWEETED ABOUT THIS YEAR THAT WE DIDN'T OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF UCHICAGO LAW LORE. WE'LL PICK THE SUCCESSOR THEN. GOOD LUCK.

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YOU WOULDN’T LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME

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LAW REVIEW BUT IT’S JUST ME RANKING THEIR MEMBERS FROM MOST TO LEAST ANNOYING

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

law review but it’s just me rating laws on a scale of 0 to 10

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NITWIT: FAMOUSLY RESPECTFUL, THOUGHTFUL, AND MEASURED WORD

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LOOKING FORWARD TO IMPLEMENTING RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED ON FEDSOC EVENT EMAILS NEXT YEAR

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UCHICAGO: #3 IN THE COUNTRY, #1 IN BRAIN DAMAGE

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WE ARE HONORED TO ACCEPT THIS BREVVY AWARD NAMED AFTER OUR FOUNDING FATHER. WE LOVE OUR DADDY (AND HATE EVERYBODY ELSE).

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SUCCESSION PLANNING: DM THIS ACCOUNT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE PERSONALLY HEARD A PROFESSOR SAY, AND THE WINNING STUDENT WILL TAKE OVER. YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY 12:15PM.

BREV AND WINE MESS BOARD MEMBERS NEED NOT APPLY. YOUR EMAILS ARE NOT FUNNY.

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I DEMAND A RECOUNT

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AS DEFENDERS OF FREE SPEECH, WE WOULD NEVER… UNLESS…

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HERE AT UCHICAGO LAW EVERY CLASS EVERY DAY IS FREE SPEECH TRAINING. PROUD OF STANFORD'S ENLIGHTENMENT OF FREE SPEECH AND THE ELEVATION OF THE KALVEN REPORT TO CAMPUS SPEECH CANON.

[Chris Walker @chris_j_walker]

(2) I was glad to see Dean Martinez emphasize the Kalven Report and reflect on how that statement of academic freedom interacts with the rise of campus DEI efforts. In particular:

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VEGAS DUPE (BRING THE FOUNTAINS BACK COWARDS)

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HERE'S STANDING: WILL BAUDE GIVE ME $20K

[William Baude @WilliamBaude]

Just filed (with Sam Bray) in Biden v. Nebraska: https://t.co/r5szNe4yqX

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AS FEARLESS DEFENDERS OF FREE EXPRESSION, WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM U.S. NEWS RANKINGS #LIFEOFTHEMIND

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@SLSTechnocrats DO THE RIGHT THING.

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STANFORD: YOU’RE NEXT.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Yale Law School is pulling out of U.S. News & World Report's ranking, saying the list discourages support for low-income students and public-interest careers https://t.co/22z3s7ixru

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LAST MINUTE POTFP/HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS:

- FRANKENFURTER’S MONSTER
- MR. BRIGHTLINE (EMO SCALIA)

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BIG DAY: BOTH FED SOC AND CHRISTIAN LEGAL SOCIETY HAVE LUNCH TALKS. HOW WILL WE DECIDE??

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BONUS IDEAS YOU'RE WELCOME
COUPLE: BICAMERALISM & PRESENTMENT
THROUPLE: ZOMBIE, LIVING CONSTITUTION, & DEAD LETTER

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IN OBSERVANCE OF THE SPOOKY SEASON, PLEASE SHARE YOUR CURSED LEGAL OR SCHOOL SPIRIT COSTUMES, I'LL START:
EASTER(BROOK) BUNNY
FED SOC INVADING THE WOMB (CHAIR)
GHOST 171/172 BUS ON TRANSLOC