Ry

Thoughts from my 3 yr. old daughter

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Alyson: Look Ryan it is a blood orange. Ryan: No thanks, I don't like them when they are bloody.

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Plan for NYE: "I don't plan on doing anything today, but sitting here on the couch and playing games!"

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Decorating the Christmas tree while it is rotating - "We have to shut this off. I can't work like this!"

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While Alyson's mom is on the phone getting directions that Ryan has already given her - "Suzanne, your killing me!"

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I just throwed up Dad. It came out of my nose. That never happened to me before. It was like someone put playdoh in my nose & it came out

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Alyson made tacos last night. Ryan turns to me and asks, "How does mom know how to make Taco Bell?"

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Alyson: "I need to get some work done today." Ryan: "Don't work mom, why don't you just go shopping!"

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At P.F. Changs - "Is John (the server) still going to be our servant?"

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At Sunday dinner, Alyson was laughing and Ry looked at her and said, "You laugh like your mom! Well you do."

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Asking about a moth that got in the house (and any other bug that gets in) Alyson: "It won't bite you." Ryan: "But will it go up our noses?"

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Upon the threat that we could tell the Easter bunny to skip our house if she wasn't good - "But really Mom, he doesn't have a phone."

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"Daisy needs to go to the groomer! She smells like pepper cheese."

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Ryan has a cold and I just asked her how she is feeling after her nap. She said, "I am feeling a little snotty."

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Al tells Ry about getting a free pic w/Santa. When we get there Ry asks "Why are we seeing the cheap Santa? Let go to the outside mall one!"

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Pointing to a coloring book she brought in the office "Dad, here, if you get bored doing your work you can just color or something in here."

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After riding a train at Chandler Mall and asked how she liked it - "That was terrific and awesome! It blew my mind!"

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Ry looks down Alyson's shirt - Alyson "What are you doing?" Ry "Looking to see if they are big and full" After a min "They are big and full"

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Ryan's feelings on coffee ice cream "It is kinda gross and kinda yucky, but I like it anyway."

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Ryan found a dime on the floor in our bathroom and said "I think we have a magical potty that shoots out pennies!"